Patrick Hindmarsh

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@merxplat @andrewtychen @traceyrcooper Missed opportunity for MS Paint designs tbh

@jethrocarr @FlyAirNZ Can’t have you lowly silver tier clogging up our bar access anyway

@merxplat I made the mess, you get the clean it up

@merxplat Not just opinions, they are DNS facts

@jethrocarr Getting the order for an ultra submitted?

@andrewtychen Am I part of some early access programme or did you just direct debit the payment already?

@merxplat Wiggle the fingersssss

@merxplat This video somehow ended up being about magnets and they do not make sense youtu.be/qD6bPNZRRbQ

After 2 years I finally got an alert that wasn’t because we were testing things 🙃

I made a page that gives you increasingly absurd trolley problems :) neal.fun/absurd-trolley…

@merxplat @kyhwana @andrewtychen @kawaiiconNZ What a coincidence!

@kyhwana @andrewtychen @kawaiiconNZ There’s some stats on the dashboard of the app, otherwise @merxplat might have a link to public data for it

@bigshika @kyhwana @fastchicken @merxplat @andrewtychen It’s based on when your phone checks for exposures, generally a few times a day. Keys are uploaded by positive people who choose to and are published pretty quick

@kyhwana @fastchicken @phindmarsh @merxplat @andrewtychen Wait do the notifications all go out at once or are they done in batches?

I had lunch with @phindmarsh @merxplat @andrewtychen that day and i would feel so bad if they all got covid because of me

@Convergnce @andrewtychen Yep good from me, thanks!

@andrewtychen @phindmarsh Hi Patrick and Andrew, may we use this photo Andrew took of you Patrick for the COVID-19 page on the kiwpycon.nz website and during the opening proceedings of the conference? You both gentlemen, have open invitations to Kiwi PyCon anytime I am running it [hint] DM me

@a4design @Spotify When I had the pkjukebox account my family mixes were 🤌🤌

@phindmarsh @Spotify Figured this one out, just a few days too late! Looking forward to my spotify wrapped this year 👀🥲

Top tip: don’t use your personal spotify account to play a white noise track on loop overnight… unless you want your @Spotify Discover Weekly looking like a day spa.

@jonherries Gee you must have been on some existential video calls this morning…

No longer care about the watchers - who measures the measurers?

@jethrocarr *glares in parenthood*