THOMAS PICKLES

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THOMAS PICKLES

THOMAS PICKLES

@picklesthomas

life and soul of the party if no-one else is invited and it ends at ten. (new account, not as good as old account) IG - thomas.pickles

เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2019
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Been back in the studio recording another drama I've written with BBC Audio Drama North. The big buzz I already had has been boosted and blasted to another planet because of this brilliant cast. And of course @Nadia_Molinari, @Lorna_ClaireN and the whole team!
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
For a moment I felt myself concerned about a possible penalty which wasn't given to Burnley. But before I could even go back to watch a replay, I remembered that whether or not that penalty was given, scored, and whether we won, lost or drew... it makes no matter of difference.
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
@5tevieM But what if it's really, really shit? From the trailers and promo it looks likely that it might be really, really shit. If it's really, really shit then are we allowed to say it's really, really shit or do we just ignore that it's really, really shit?
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Stevie Martin@5tevieM·
A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
A glimmer of hope for everyone else who hasn't played a league game of professional football this season.
England@England

Included in a #ThreeLions squad for the first time in his career. Congratulations, Jason Steele! 👏

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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Huge fan of the bit in The Capture S3 where the new police chief's big speech is "have we checked the suspect's Facebook page?" Wow, worra maverick.
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
How is that Stormzy song where he can't sing STILL being played on Radio 1?! It's been about eight years since it came out. How is it still on the playlist?!
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
It isn't acceptable at any level. I know we're not Premier League on the pitch, but perhaps we could try and be at least League Two off it?
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Yet the club seems to prefer to outsource it to people who've never even heard of Burnley, or half-arsedly copy and paste the result of a cobbled together ChatGPT prompt the night before the game.
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Hi, @AlanPaceBFC. Where have the standards gone? There were more mistakes in the programme today. Obviously we're atrocious on the pitch so rectifying that should take priority. But there are hundreds of Burnley fans who would write for the club with skill, passion and accuracy.
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Parker? Slagging off supporters? Again? Get him binned. The stadium wasn't edgy. But even if it was... we've been consistently shite for months. Relegated since Xmas due to inept management and out-of-depth tactics... all to a theme tune of drivel and excuses.
TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel@TurfCastPodcast

🗣️ SP at FT: “I thought we started a little bit edgy. Obviously the stadium was quiet and you could feel that, I thought everyone was probably a little bit edgy. “Then I thought Jaidon's first chance was a big chance and we then grew ourselves into the game, so it's just a shame that obviously we didn't take those moments.”

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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
"Shall we, the football writers, check we've spelt everything correctly before we get it printed on this fuck-off poster?"
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Jimmy Carr@jimmycarr·
Last One Laughing, returns for season 2 with a brand new line up of comedians all trying to keep a straight face! Available on Prime Video from 19th March
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SPFL Mediawatch@SPFLWatch·
BBC ALBA BROUGHT BACK THE FOOTBALL ITALIA MUSIC
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
I don't hugely care about whether Burnley get relegated or not. Other than, you know, the finances involved and the existence of the club. But what I want is seriously lacking in this side. A bit of identity and oomph. (And the proper badge and team that doesn't play in purple.)
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Burnley are going to be relegated as one of the worst Premier League sides ever and knocked out of the cup by third-tier Mansfield Town. But, insipid performance after pathetic performance, dreadful result after dire result, at least we'll always have the glory of Palace away.
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
She's beating me 168-0 at Boggle and she looks this fit whilst doing it
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THOMAS PICKLES@picklesthomas·
Amazing what happens when a football team show some bollocks and pass the ball forward
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