Keith P. Johnson

@ScottAdamsSays Probably a good idea to ignore the UK! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Coffee With Scott Adams 9/2/25 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I'm only half-watching the #ChicagoStreetRace 110, but have there been as many green laps as yellow laps? Yikes

HABOOB INCOMING!!!

Just finished #altonbrownlive with @altonbrown ... Great show with an on stage appearance by awesome #toc chef @ChefJoeSasto lol

You know it's going to be one of those days...

You haven't lived in the Midwest until you've experienced the midnight tornado siren.

#Microsoft #Teams is apparently exactly 8 years old today. As a birthday present, may I suggest a new, accurate motto? Teams: destroying productivity for over 8 years because we're "free" for your IT department.

The number 1 rule of #pinball #programming is that you don't want the game to look stupid. More often than not, it comes down to how well edge cases are handled. Which is ironic given the spherical nature of the star of the show.

I'm not super into cars, but I was behind a crossover-looking thing tonight and it had the mustang tail lights. I thought that was odd, then noticed the horse in the middle. Turns out it's a real thing, a mustang mach-e. I'm reminded of the first double-take I gave a Porsche suv.

Through a crazy random set of circumstances, I've found myself at @bankofpinball . Wow.

@sigmareplay Woah holy cow. That's where the pool room was?

Pinball long gone from the Squires Student Center 😞

Ah, tweetdeck is now gone for the unsubscribed. It's stunning how much x sucks without it. Tending toward giving up vs paying for it.

@MJtheMusical Storytelling was clever, music was great, story was well-told, really dug the production (especially some of the biggest numbers). The ending was perfect. Good call setting this up, wife! * in that I didn't realize it was the world premier off-Broadway. #mjthemusicaltour

This is obviously quite a bit late, but I unintentionally* saw the world off-Broadway premier of @MJtheMusical It was really good, highly recommend. Didn't know premise going in, but caught on pretty quick. Obviously know the music being 50+. 1/2

#TIL: The collective noun for Karens is a Homeowner's Association.

Holy shit! A modern tweetdeck? Be still my heart.

For no particular reason, from almost 25 years ago...

@DEADLINE She finally saw a mirror?

Former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) has a succinct take on what’s wrong with American politics: “We’re electing idiots” deadline.com/2023/06/liz-ch…

Air Quality Index has hit 201 in Elk Grove Village, or "very unhealthy." It's not really something I even think about much, but now that you can see how shitty it is, it piqued my interest. Looks like NYC got up to 415, yikes.

@benheck This is the second day I've noticed it in Chicagoland. I presume it's the same stuff that hit NYC a week or so ago. Jet stream finally going more sharply south I suppose.

Whoah! The #wildfire smoke has hit Wisconsin! I can sort of smell it but visually it's super obvious.