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Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

i understand the appeal of a phone free tour but i also think it really sucks like idk its like if you cant afford to go you dont get to see it at all. the exclusivity of it is a bit weird to me but thats all im gonna say cause yall will flay me alive

The no phones policy is honestly insane and, in my opinion, shouldn’t even be a thing. People spend hundreds, sometimes thousands, of dollars to see their favorite artist live, and a huge part of that experience is being able to take photos and videos to remember it. Fans pay all that money for a ticket, yet can’t record some of their favorite moments. I understand some people may disagree, but this is just my opinion.

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Sucking dick is the most disgusting and misogynistic act that was ever invented