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@JTAlexander @plzbepatient His fucking forte has always been show business, not business. Lmao.

@plzbepatient The 2016 RNC Convention was the moment that people should have recognized that Trump’s real forte isn’t just business, but show business. Nobody alive today knows how to put on a better display.

Trump is such a master of pageantry. Always creating the conditions for kino optics. Never gonna be another one like him.

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program > screwworm outbreak almost immediately > $1B to combat it Government efficiency

The U.S. government just made a land deal with the world's first trillionaire. Not a sale. A trade. Because apparently that's how we do things now. 715 acres of the Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge - built by Congress in 1979 to protect one of the most biodiverse wildlife corridors left in North America - handed to SpaceX. Endangered ocelots. Aplomado falcons. Piping plovers. Land the Carrizo/Comecrudo Nation of Texas has called sacred since long before there was a United States. SpaceX built a rocket launch site next door. Then came the explosions. Concrete and metal hurled six miles across refuge land. A 2024 study found that after one launch, every single monitored shorebird nest near the site suffered egg damage or loss. The Fish and Wildlife Service's response was not enforcement. It was a land swap. FOIA documents show internal planning for this transfer started as early as April 2025 - while Musk was running DOGE and threatening to fire federal workers who didn't justify their jobs to him. The agency developed what they called "the most expedited schedule possible" to get it done. Part of what's being handed over includes the Palmito Ranch Battlefield - the site of the last battle of the Civil War. A National Historic Landmark. Once transferred, SpaceX can restrict public access whenever they want. 25,000+ people submitted public comments. Most opposed the deal. The government moved forward anyway. A coalition of tribal and conservation groups filed a federal lawsuit this week to stop it. Because someone has to. Why are we cutting real estate deals with a trillionaire when we could have just made him pay for it? #DemsUnited

@MarkMeadows Except for Donald Trump and anyone he pardons. Fuck off.

A friendly reminder for Gavin. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW…right!? Credit: Phantom Shadow

@SimonLes12 @johnnymaga What do you think Trump just did dummy

@johnnymaga Biden pissed it away to prop up his pathetic political career. Enriching themselves and gaingong power at the expensive of the pax payers, while having zero contribution or talent . I give you The Democrat Party

I wonder who caused this.

@RyanCrary @BENZOTOOIE PeAcE LoVe aNd GoOd ViBeS Nah, just kiddin, random bitch on the Internet saying stupid shit

@BENZOTOOIE Counter point- fuck tom Morello.

Rage on behalf of the machine

@PepeClownworld1 @LibertyValkyrie Did he sell you feet pics?

@LibertyValkyrie Don't ask him how he gets the cash to afford that blue check... Just gonna leave it there

But he can afford a Blue Check 🤭

@LibertyValkyrie But you can afford a bluecheck

@LibertyValkyrie Elon pays you?

@TheTowerTarot13 @kangminlee Who said you should feel guilty? I mean you should feel guilty about that boomer meme maybe. Lmao.

@pragmaticleft @kangminlee 😂

Some cultures are better than others

@DonnaDavisHNL @realBrandonGill sIcK oF nArRaTiVeS fAcTs MaTtEr

The left hates this because they could never build anything like it. An ideology that seeks to desecrate and demoralize will always hate unique displays of Americana.

@TheTowerTarot13 @kangminlee It's depressing how much of a racist psyop Twitter has become.

@kangminlee Damn. Put side by side like that it’s rather depressing.☹️

@jackunheard How many Trump photos has this dude cum tributed?

Trump is allergic to bad photos. Unmatched aura.

@michaeltastad @loganclarkhall You're a fucking idiot. Google Commodore Matthew Perry. Social media is lousy with morons in general, but no other platform can compete with Twitter in terms of confidently wrong clowns unabashedly sharing wildly stupid takes.

@loganclarkhall Japan has always been a natural ally of America. What the two countries did to each other in WW2 was a grave mistake, and should never happen again.

Mexicans who have been in the country for 30+ years: “Death to America! Viva la Mexico!” Japanese who just stepped off the plane 10 minutes ago:

It's funny how that as the debt rises, so do the fortunes of the super rich. I can't quite figure it out.

This scenario is 1000x less believable than Matt Walsh being heterosexual.

This is typical MAGA. It's just racism, there's literally nothing else to it.

Americans do in fact eat onion sandwiches. Case in point, the famous James Beard onion sandwich.

@lilchiva @bayesiandroll You've clearly never heard of James Beard's famous onion sandwich.

@bayesiandroll We eat raw onion on sandwiches all the time. It's just never the main ingredient. Who is saying this?

The Great British-American Twitter Onion War consists entirely of bad faith arguments. Currently: Americans don't eat raw onions on sandwiches Wait, what is that? A cheeseburger with raw onions on it?

@Tittieboi4U @Mauty480 @jpspsb Yes God intervened to send that bullet right into some dude's head instead of literally anywhere else.

@Mauty480 @jpspsb Proof that we are in the greatest timeline imaginable from God’s divine intervention.