Richard Press

@shailypatel24 @HMRCgovuk Why has this come op on my feed?

Hi @HMRCgovuk, I need help regarding unpaid wages. My employer reported a payment of £726.80 under my name for work done in Nov 2023,but I have not received this amount in my bank account. I’ve tried contacting them but received no response. Please help me! Thanks Shaily Patel

@Lord_Sugar @Aliya_1516 9 including the arsehole wearing it.

@Aliya_1516 6

How many Holes?? 99.9% will fail

@SpursOfficial You sad fuck! A piece of shit is worth more than you’ll ever be.

Everyone at Tottenham Hotspur is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Igor Tudor's father, Mario. Our thoughts and condolences go out to Igor and his family during this incredibly difficult time 🤍

@Lord_Sugar @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer On and on and on and on 🥱🥱🥱

On this week’s #TheApprentice it's the TV selling task 📺 Thursdays 9pm @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer

@80s_Kidz Shoplifting

What's the first thing you think of when you remember Woolworths

@Matt_Pinner Still going

Say one nice thing about this car.!

@Ateram_com Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

Instant leather fix – no sewing, no glue required! ateram.com/leather

@eastwood8_je Even funnier with the sound off.

It is recognised that a minimum of 13 Post Masters committed suicide as a result of the Post Office scandal. This man has no shame and should not be in public office

@DaveGorman No spoilers from me. I’ve got no idea what you’re going on about.

I set today’s Telegraph Toughie #crossword/toughie-crossword/toughie-crossword-84385" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">telegraph.co.uk/puzzles/puzzle… Standing next to Mark Gatiss for the finale in Calvin Klein briefs & a Rolex?! (6,7) Heavy material in what could be Shirley Temple’s biggest feature (7) No spoilers, ta!

@SarahMillican75 But it has got 5 followers, so it must be genuine.

This 👇🏼 is a fake account. 🙄 Please block/report and do not respond to it… TSM

@Lord_Sugar @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer When will it ever end?

This week the candidates will have another stab at the discount buying task. It's quite simple really: read the spec and get the item at the best possible price. And don't try and be too clever. #TheApprentice Thursdays 9pm @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer

@Evidiscreet Somewhere to park my bike 😂😂😂

How do you like to spend your weekend?

@PGATUOR I did, but coverage was cut short due to weather stoppages, so the end wasn’t shown.

Bryson won LIV Singapore. Did you tune in?

@SarahMillican75 It is a struggle indeed. Lost my Mum on my wedding day 32 years ago and will never forget. Going to Tesco today was unbearable as everyone was buying flowers. Had to leave immediately.

Hugs to those who find Mother's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, she's no longer here, you can't be with her or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

@ewenmurray77 so good to have you back behind the microphone. It wasn’t quite the same without you.

@Lord_Sugar Oh God! When will this ever end?

TONIGHT's #TheApprentice task

@LaraLewington @TheGutHealthDoc @ITV She’s bloody tall. Must be the dating chocolate!

Brilliant day filming good mood food with @TheGutHealthDoc for @ITV. Turns out the benefits of eating good quality dark chocolate mean it’s better for me to eat it, than no chocolate at all. This has been quite the revelation.

@SkySports Sue’s hair is making me feel seasick 🤢

'I feel for him!' | Sue Smith reacts as Antonín Kinský is subbed off after JUST 17 minutes! 🗣️⚪️

@ewenmurray77 Need you back on my telly box.

Another night of nostalgia. Simon&Garfunkel. Timeless. Rob Lee and my wife, Nicky booked a S&G tribute duo for my surprise 60th b’day. They were superb. The Boxer, BOTWater, only livin’ boy in NY, Mrs.Robinson and, the sound of silence. They were very special.👌

@TheSergioGarcia Oh dear. What have you descended to in your career?

Birdie quest complete ✅ My Friday game partner, Zach Kuperman and I made a birdie on every hole at our golf club to complete the quest to beat 26 other players across 2 teams! Shoutout to Chris Harrison for the video and amazing commentary! 👏”