Somto

I was put on earth for different purposes. A God sent. Here on earth, to service these baddies… I’m God’s gift to them.

@PlaqueBoyMax W spider

TONIGHT SORRY FOR THE WAIT

@deylowkey247 E go still sup but make mums press the least first 😭

when I small I been promise momsy say I go buy helicopter for her, na she do me sub this evening 💔

@Adedamo1aa 🅿️

Guy I con Dey pity ham 😭😭😭

@john322226 Wetin be 15m. Poor mentality

No be say I Dey swear for myself but I’ll never reach that Davido level of sending anyone 15 million naira just like that. E no fit happen bro!

@dennisswago Damn

guyyy this apprentice barber don chop my hairline 😭😭

@CaudilloXIV Don carlo

@dazedstunna True

crazy take but a little distance makes the relationship/flirtuationship better.

@Nsukka_okpa 😭🤣

“You’re farming engagement” 3 million in two weeks, if you like no carry hoe come Join us for this farmland 😭

@limasohot You gotta knock first. like 3 solid smacks then you’re good to go

Genuine question: why do men like smacking their dick on the pussy before entry?

@C139999 😂

Tf ? 😭

@wizkidayo We mount you 💯

Album 🦅

@YKoluwaseun9 😭😭😭

But you no turn down freezer

@xentenpt2 Sure

wait it’s women out here who pay for dick ?!😔

@heydika5 lmao 😭

my neighbor too funny, anytime wey he wan fight him babe, he go first go on gen, so people no go sabi wetin de sup😂

@_VALKlNG Dem no real 😭😭😭

So na atenu Una Dey use pick Goat now 😭

@udysznx Say no and stand on that shit. No explanations too 🫵🏾

if you never learn how to tell women no, regardless of if you get or you no get, you never ready to make am

@tomiwebstr You wan comot $8b ke 😳🤣

“what is your networth?” dangote: what are they saying? i don’t really look at those things “forbes say you’re worth over $30b” dangote: actually, they said $38b ☝🏾🤓

@MadridXtra @FabrizioRomano he’ll end up at Real Madrid next season.

🚨 @FabrizioRomano: “Michael Olise REMAINS the DREAM of Florentino Pérez. He LOVES the player. In Real Madrid’s statement, the club denied personal talks, NOT an interest in the player, that’s IMPORTANT to clarify. Real Madrid & Bayern have a VERY GOOD relationship, and Real Madrid did not want to have any stories in public saying Olise has an agreement with Real Madrid. And it is true, there are NO negotiations between Olise and Real Madrid. The message means that Real Madrid would NEVER approach Olise before Bayern. Bayern’s position is the SAME, they absolutely want him to STAY and want to offer him a NEW CONTRACT.”

@DukeDarls It’s going to rain goals, Germany will do so much damage. 6-1

What’s your prediction???

@FabrizioRomano @OhazuruikeChri2 W

⭐️🇫🇷 Michael Olise: “My favorite position is at number 10. I grew up playing in the number 10 position”. “It's a bit more natural. Well, maybe not right now, because I'm playing on the wing, but I think it's what feels most natural to me”, told L’Équipe.