Panini ☺️❤️

“chai, so sorry” used to be endearing now it just feels sarcastic 😭😭😭

realest thing you’ll see today

Good luck to her…..20 years old, free and about to travel with 15 large in her pocket 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 She’s doing it right. You only have a small window to really do what you want before you have to pay bills and be old so gowannnnn girl.

UP FEMCOOOO❤️❤️❤️✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 Give honor to whom honor is due ✨

Getting an orgasm from having your boobs sucked and being fingered >>>>>>

Pictorial representation of Nigerians

"or yam"?

what made it even better is that we didn’t have to deal with Elena Gilbert

This statement was more effective than any birth control could be

Went to 5 events back to back all through the Easter weekend and was seriously lacking sleep bc I was using my days to study and nights to party bc I had incourse yesterday Ladies and disappointments I got an A 🙏🏾

Ahora entiendo a la gente que no reconocía a Hannah Montana cuando se sacaba la peluca

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London. He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials. Both convicted. One year later he was arrested again. This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card. Convicted again. He returned to Nigeria. And he ran for governor of Delta State. Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction. He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record. Nobody checked. He won. 😂😂😂 His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year. He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers. His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping. In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State. Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case. The chairman pretended to accept. Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank. Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges. He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him. Interpol caught him in Dubai. The UK extradited him. In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court. The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.” He was sentenced to 13 years. Served half. Returned to Nigeria in 2017. A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home. His name is James Ibori. Nigeria never convicted him once. 🇳🇬

@jordanalghul Thank you 🙏🏼

@prinnypepper_ @/thebookmarketng on Instagram

Hi please does anyone know any bookstores in Abuja (except Roving Heights) with an online store please? It’s urgent 🥺

Checking your phone at 4:47 PM on a Tuesday and seeing "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to move forward with other candidates"

😭😭😭

If i visit you and you serve me drinkable yam without me knowing, and i fucking drink it, we will fight physically. Immediatly.

She didn’t remove you cuz you didn’t want her to ask for money She removed you cuz you’re obviously stupid and brain dead to bring up a conversation about her asking for money when she’s trying to be fucking endearing. Is there sewage water in your head??