𝙥𝙮𝙥𝙚𝙧🧸
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𝙥𝙮𝙥𝙚𝙧🧸
@prttyvanilla
musings & ramblings



the director yelled "i have erectile dysfunction" but she heard "elite bridge construction" and went with it









The "Open box before eating" warning looks like a joke. But it is a protective shield forged by very real, very expensive legal precedents like M.K. v. Whole Foods (2009). On 28th Aug, 2006, at a Whole Foods in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, a customer (M.K.) reached for a case of 365 Sparkling Mineral Water (Whole Foods' private label). As she lifted the case, the cardboard box suddenly opened from the bottom. Glass bottles fell out of the bottom & smashed onto her foot and ankle. The law firm (Aronfeld Trial Lawyers) treated it as an International Product Liability case. The attorneys sued not just Whole Foods, but also the Italian manufacturer & the designer of the cardboard case. They argued that the box was negligently designed because it could suddenly open w/o warning. The case hinged on the idea that there is no warning saying Do not lift by the cardboard/Ensure bottom is supported, the manufacturer is liable for the foreseeable misuse of trusting the box. On 2nd June, 2009, it was settled out of court (A confidential amount in 6 figures). This settlement sent a shockwave through the packaging industry. It proved that in the U.S. legal system, a box is a product in itself. If the box is part of the product experience, it must have its own owner’s manual printed on it.







"I can't find a pulse anymore but I survived the great war" I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MASHUP I CANT DO THIS

And #debunked


I would empty my 401k to buy this place




























