emmy ! :-)

@olobersyko holy shit thank you so much

hey man that loud noise you made was awesome thanks for reminding me I have the consistent mental state of a hunted animal

whenever i wash my hair at my parents house it slays so much more why is leeds water so shite

i don’t even have to open this video to see and hear it. If i close my eyes i can recreate it frame by frame in my mind

i never experienced it until i stretched it and now i must pay for my decision

good morning it’s less than 10 degrees out, the septum drip is back and i am regretting my choices

@AskPayPal why has my account been fully limited and my funds held for 180 days despite there never having been an issue with my account prior? it’s an absolute joke

just chugged my first pumpkin spice latte of the season before the gym and now i’m scared im going to be sick on the stairmaster x

i also managed to shower, get dressed and do my hair in that time what the helly

slept through my alarm for the first time in about 5 years and woke up at 8:42 and somehow managed to be at the train station by 9am i don’t know how i’ve pulled this off

i will never be over chappells reading look i am no better than a man

@JamboUnchained u know what completely fair my apologies

@punkflop for when he turns the lights off before going to bed

saw a man RUNNING up the stairmaster at the gym today . what on earth are u training for please slow down

no more googling your symptoms . it’s time to ask chatgpt to make you a flow chart about what could cause them and what treatment would be needed

getting on the train home with a weekly food shop is so embarrassing. like oh look at this loser who can’t drive wah wah

i forgot that having a hyperfixation makes u feel like your on crack . like i can’t sleep bc my brain is like Do More Research on the norweigan black metal scene in the 1990s

just did a 5 step skincare routine so it’s safe to say whatever was wrong with me is Fixed xx

this is what i get for wearing anything other than wood and glass i should know better :/

decided to change out my lobe jewellery n had a horrific allergic reaction to the tunnels so now my lobes are so swollen and angry at me 😃 fantastic!

I’m at build-a-bear straight up “building it”, and by “it”, haha, well. Let’s jusr say. My Bat

doctor said i’m not allowed my betablockers anymore cos my blood pressure is too low for the machine to read when im stood up 😕 please don’t take my pills away!!!!!