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@sweetsakuraxo I saw a hair

YUM

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@pers1ka @sweetsakuraxo Shut up and get the nachos pronto. No offense

.@sweetsakuraxo’s personal doordash driver btw

@93xashley I’m busy

I’m trying to plan a surprise birthday party for my husbands 30th but nobody knows how to get back to people and I’m already irritated. I think I’m going to cancel it and just take him on a trip

@sweetsakuraxo Define “taking care of”

welp finally off to the ER after trying to sleep the pain away my poor bf took a vacation from taking care of people just to have to take care of me at home 😭😭

@93XRadio Supposedly, maybe*

Obligatory forecast graphic for what is supposed to be coming our way. #MNWX

@K1 whalecum

@MissAlissaS Name one player

I’m all for Kyler Murray as a Minnesota Viking—more of a veteran presence no matter what and what’s wrong with a little QB competition?! Its totally needed. I also still support JJ McCarthy. #SKOL

@BrutalXBrittany I thought you disappeared 5ever

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Gm, go gym

@tlschwerz RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN. Not the Twins. Their owners

Since February the Twins have sent five separate emails pushing tickets. Two additional have come from a sales rep. Ticket announcements also highlight a $100 cut in Twins Pass, $2 beer/food perks, and 2 for 1 game specials (including Opening Day). Tom Pohlad is begging you to come back.

@sweetsakuraxo Cutest Ash

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@BaileyGoatTV I th0t you were on vacation

I’m going to start a fucking GENERATIONAL lock in You have no idea how hot and rich I can get

FUCK YOU REVERSE MORTGAGE COMMERCIAL. YOU WASTE MY TIME WHILE I WAIT FOR THE JUDGE JUDY TO COME BACK YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

@deliverthefred Looks like their playing patty cakes to me

How can I subscribe to THEM?

@deliverthefred Worst attack ever

@tlschwerz Dick Mountain*

Former MN Twins pitcher Rich Hill finally has decided to call it quits.

@sweetsakuraxo Nachos?

I really just airfry anything now

@pirategrayson You tryna cast some spells or mix some potions?

Low key wanna dabble in some chill witchy shit from time to time ✨

So we went in and took Venezuela in one night?