relatable 💞

"did u pull out?" first of all u called me daddy so I thought u wanted to have kids

babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader

staying home this summer is not an option.

Imma summer this summer like you never summered before just know

if you don't act crazy over me I’m good you boring

I'm no longer romanticizing life, I'm sexualising it

Alcohol made you do it.. But you shaved before going.

Women need to moan more. stop doing that heavy breathing shi and just LET IT OUT

men need to moan more. stop doing that heavy breathing shi and just LET IT OUT

My 🐱 is 200g of protein by the way

My 🍆 is 200g of protein by the way

My 🐱 is 80g of protein by the way

My 🍆 is 80g of protein by the way

making me open up to you & you waste my time is craazzzzzyyy.

MFs be like ""I’m over you" then go date the temu version of you

I'm not sharing NOBODY. Mfs be having herpes, STDs, KFCs, ABCs, GDs, BDs, CDs & DVDs

being sexy and not letting anyone touch you is actually so fun

People know exactly what they are doing. End of story.

Manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is literally my favourite thing to do

I love friendships that influence me to be kinder, smarter and healthier. I love when people have a positive impact on me.

the biggest comeback is making yourself feel like yourself again.