Susie Carmichael

It just warms my heart seeing frank somerville sobered up and living happy🫶🏾

You catch food poisoning once and you vow to never eat that sht again😩

I told my bro last night we’d go out tonight . Told him to hmu and he didn’t

@LASHYBILLS Time to put a AirTag on lil mama. Idk how they do it but those elopers will make a way to get away.

A Las Vegas mother woke up in panic to find her 4-year-old autistic daughter missing…despite special locks on the doors designed to prevent escape. the little girl was found safe just 3 hours later.

@Nia_mp4 Yea a year ago I had to beat my roommates ass. Stealing packages and tearing up our fcking bathroom cause she thought there were cameras in the wall…

have u ever had an insane roommate like i mean actually Insane

I seen a thread where people were saying during the Michael Jackson movie they’re gonna sing along..loudly. People really do that annoying sht?

If I change the playback speed to 2x and you still haven’t said sht or got to the point you’re getting blocked

White men in durags irritate me

@InternetH0F Two bums

@cassiee1919 See but if she didn’t offer to pay for half and didn’t text him back afterwards he’d say she used him for a meal🙄

does ANYTHING please them?

@kreadyy Eats 😍

shawty said

My only requirement I had when interviewing with this job I said as long as I don’t get hit. This boy snatched me up by my hair today. I go to remove his hand he double grips my sht…bruh 😂I still love my job though 😭🫶🏾

It’s wild how Usher dropped “U Don’t Have To Call” 25 years ago. 🔥

Mans said “the war is almost over” stop talking pls. Cause I’m 2 secs away from asking who you voted for.

I still don’t like that damsel in distress ass btch meg

I think I’m ready to say that Hercules is my #1 favorite Disney movie

They don’t even knowwwww🤭😭

@LeahRain77 Stuff like this kill me cause maam why are you embarrassing yourself like this? For a man????

Hubby been ridin dirty . Imagine having a conversation with the mistress on a ring doorbell . “He didn’t tell me he had a wife” “Well he does”

Doing all your chores before your off day>>>>