janelle

Sometimes the fart goes from my asshole directly into my vagina

@as_someone_who gyno asked me the same

Eye doctor asked if I’ve ever been an eye model…you bitches could never

yes i've been watching love island behind my boyfriends back and have been hiding it from him idgaf

Trump has ordered his fascist militia to put on a full circus show in MacArthur Park, LA. MacArthur Park is home to a lot of street vendors. These spineless cucks are showing up with this artillery to arrest old people selling fruits. People are already showing up to protest.

He was asleep u til this challenge

Bf made me rewind Huda’s twerking part

I need a bologna sandwich is chips!!!!!!!

diarrhea and depression down

A person on stilts was just arrested by LAPD

Casting couldn’t find a single gay who does meth???? PASS!!!!! 🥱🥱🥱

I ate oatmeal and a liter of water and now I can’t stop going :(

You should actually legally be allowed to shoot-to-kill any bird that starts chirping before 4am

Bumming a cigarette from me in this economy is insane and not giving me one of your cigarettes in this economy is also insane

Lord forgive me for what I just did to the Union Square Whole Foods bathroom

My boyfriend asked me what Scandoval was

how come i woke up with diarrhea

I love to eat my 2am mcdonalds and then go mimis

Why can't I make my quarter pounder with cheese 'deluxe' after midnight @McDonalds ???????????

SHOOTING ROPES