rickie

I gave a mouse a cookie and it died

I’m not addicted to eating candy its just an oral fixation

Gaddafiing someone at a public urinal is the perfect crime Just a standard hit and run job, in and out like a viet cong ambush Before instincts kick in to put their meat away, theyre left processing the initial shock and Ive already vanished back into the jungle

Why the fuck

Timothy chalamet too we all heaven sent

Hello I am a career-focused, 30 something year old man. I like to spend my free time going on bike rides, preparing meals, and catching up on the latest netflix original series. Day in and day out im a stupid goldfish swimming circles in my bowl. We should connect on linkdin

i feel like the white pontiff sulyvahn

They call me fruit cup because im sweet, i got a little juice, and im whats good for ya. Thats why they call me fruit cup

Attention wegmans shoppers I am going to shoot myself in the MARKET 𝒞𝒶𝒻𝑒

Im pedro pascal and this is saturday night live

Tell it like it is ladies. Love R.

@bowieclickjogos Gal costa

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek‼️‼️ Ask me my top 3 songs on any album🫵🏼

I was just looking for a place to park my van every night I had no idea he was schizophrenic

@grok Why do guys not get big areoles?

Gun to your head can you kiss my boo boo

This jackass has been walking in circles for the better part of 10 minutes waving a stick around bro you are scraping up the sidewalk