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@Kevoh_254 Truth be told, Toyota kama si Hilux kwenda mbele mimi it's a no. Boring pieces of shit, lakini reliability na kuvumilia kama mabibi WA Sudi hapo 100%

Toyota unaeza endesha mwaka nzima na chek injin.🤣

@HonJBMuturi Lakini if F2 is real, man we can do better irrespective of our political beliefs. This is wrong in very many ways

WHAT KIND OF NATION ARE WE BECOMING? I speak with deep pain and anger as my home, Mbeere North in Embu County, mourns the loss of two lives cut short after police allegedly opened fire on peaceful demonstrators in Ishiara. As a son of this soil, this is personal. These are my people, citizens who had taken to the streets not in violence, but in protest over the deteriorating state of healthcare in our county. The situation at Ishiara Level 4 Hospital is dire, and residents have every right to demand better services, better facilities, and dignity in healthcare. Instead of listening to their cries, the response was bullets. Reports that the officers involved were in plain clothes raise grave concerns about accountability, command, and the rule of law. Who was in charge? Who gave the orders? Why are peaceful citizens being treated as enemies? This is not the Kenya we should be building. A nation where citizens are gunned down for demanding basic services is a nation drifting dangerously off course. The collapse of the health sector at the county level is now costing lives, not just in hospitals, but on the streets where frustrated wananchi are left with no option but to speak out. I stand firmly with the people of Ishiara. And on a personal level, I will not rest until justice is served. I will pursue every avenue necessary to ensure that those responsible are held accountable and that such a tragedy never happens again. I demand an immediate, independent, and transparent investigation into this incident. Those responsible must be brought to book without delay. We cannot normalize violence against unarmed citizens. We must defend the right to peaceful assembly, restore accountability in our security agencies, and fix the broken systems that are pushing our people to the edge. My thoughts are with the families who have lost their loved ones. We stand with you in grief, and in the pursuit of justice. Justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done.

@JaredoumaA His sight wasn't OK even at the end of his term.. He once signed a very serious document juu aliambiwa mzee tusaidie apa na signature. Mf looted that county clean, Ile safiiii.

How many can remember the first Governor of Homabay County? That is Cyprian Otieno Awiti, in black jacket. Immediately he left politics, he decided to move away from the limelight. He is among the Governors who were loyal to Raila Odinga. Despite the loyalty, he never attended his burial. It said that the guy is privately ailing.

@BrianFinh @_DcpNation True that one. I wonder wataipeleka wapi

@_DcpNation Even Kisii Central Police station sits on someone who was very prominent land. I hear the great grandchildren want the place to build a mall.

So Capitol Hill Police Station was built on someone's land, the property owner is Hon. Caroli Omondi who declined to renew the tenancy and is looking forward to other ventures. The National Police Service had no alternative but to de-gazette the station and redeploy all the police officers to other stations.

@generali_osumo Robbery with, violence is a pathetic crime, if well prosecuted Hawa hawana Chao.

Guys we are being managed that the 3 who were among the more than 20 gang people who unsuccessfully attempted to kill Senator Godfrey Osotsi of Vihiga have been arraigned over robbery with violence! Okay; 1. What exactly did they steal? 2. Where are the rest? 3. Why not attempted murder because they really struggled to kill him? The main culprit Raymond Omollo has decided to protect the masterminds of the gang who were named yesterday! We won't tire as they wish, we'll demand for the TRUTH still!

@kamauwaruhiu Mzee umekapitia hapa nje

On a cold Friday evening, in a bar called "Gathamaro" in Kinoo, I was regaling people with my stories, as I normally do. A man seated at the counter came close, introduced himself, and told me I had a gift of speaking to the souls of men. Mid-pilsner, the conversation turned religious, and I proved knowledgeable – a little rough around the edges, but knowledgeable. Turns out, the man had a church in Uthiru and was struggling to keep his congregants entertained. The deal was simple: for 2k, I would preach on Sunday for 2 hours and get lunch. I said, "Mimi ni commander." That Sunday, I put on a suit and was picked up in Kinoo. "Mtumishi can't come in a matatu," he said "fika kinoo shuka matatu nitume taxi ". I delivered an electrifying sermon from the book of Revelations 21:4 – "He will wipe away every tear..." 😇 Cheers amens and hallelujahs . The next three Sundays, the congregation increased from 8 to 14... but then I forgot: never shine more than your boss 😅. I lost my gig. That month, I was Pastor M.K. Waruhiu.

@KijanayaKabras Pua decision maker this one

Meet Wanjala Salasya, elder brother of Mumias East MP Peter Salasya…

@Frednjerii I know one who disappeared from the hospital early 2000s never been found to date.

My Dad's sister alienda missing 2007 it's been 17years since she left and disappeared I wonder where she is rn is she alive or dead ? They have been searching for her over the years yet even after trying to broadcast her live on radio and tvs she had never been seen yet no one has an Idea of where to be found 🥲her kids are now grown up they live with stress

@WashiraX Ukipata biz fiti ya kra hala me

@KijanayaKabras Na kwani huko kwa hawaogi miguu?

A man was caught chewing someone's wife mercilessly in Kakamega County, where he was attacked by a crowd before the police intervened. It's been said that the man, who also has a wife, began befriending the woman 2 months ago, and there were rumors about them having an affair - rumors that were ignored by the village elders before he was caught a month later.

@Maryian96 This is the prosecutor for court 2 Thika, huyu atamuacha kweli?

Brian Njagi and Betty Kioko are a married couple from Thika they are in court today cz they have been accused of acting ponography videos in their home,the funny part is that the wife Betty has been outsourcing for yellow yellow babes for her hubby to have sex with them and she personally film the hubby while in action,one could ask why it's just business,the couple has been selling ponography videos on telegram and been making hundreds of thousands since the videos have been on demand daily,jamani as a wife how can you watch your hubby enjoying horizontal engineering cz of money eeeeeiiih my lord😂🫢

@Joe_Cooel Welcome to my constituency in Nyanza, we have never had an mp do two consecutive terms.

Oginga Odinga died, his son Oburu Odinga inherited his MP seat. Otieno Kajwang died, his brother Moses Kajwang inherited his Senatorial seat. Ongondo Were died, his son Boyd Were inherited his MP seat. Democracy in Nyanza is complicated.

@Hey__Z Tafta yenye ni almost hii budget ya Bob nikupe client sa hii. Should be red in color

This 2016 model Mazda Axela is looking for a new home . I've seen the car personally and it is in pristine condition' Rating: 1500cc ⛽Petrol Mileage : 53,*** km One owner since import 💰KES 1,650,000 negotiable 📞0716985789 📍 Roysambu

@Asamoh_ No way HBay is ranking higher than Kisii. No way

Do you have latest poverty index ? This is overall poverty rate in kenya by county 2022. Can you see where luo counties are. Turkana - 82% Mandera -72% Samburu -71% Garissa - 68% Tana River - 67% Marsabit - 66% Wajir - 64% West Pokot 60% Kitui - 58% Isiolo -55% Kilifi -53% Elgeyo Marakwet -53% Busia -52% Kwale -51% Bungoma -49% Vihiga -47% Kericho -47% Bomet -47% Baringo -46%

@bevalynekwambo3 Huyu si atarora egesunte?

@onjolo_kenya Solution ni moja serious... Hang the damn poachers or a firing squad.

Rhino dehorning is a common conservation practice used to protect rhinos from poachers. The horn, made of keratin like human nails, is carefully trimmed every 12–18 months without harming the animal, since only the non-sensitive part is removed. The process involves sedating the rhino, safely cutting the horn, and allowing it to regrow over time. While it may seem extreme, it is currently one of the most effective ways to reduce poaching, as poachers are less likely to target rhinos without horns. However, dehorning is not a perfect solution. Rhinos rely on their horns for survival, defending themselves, protecting their young, and foraging for food and water. That’s why dehorning must be combined with other measures like ranger patrols, surveillance, and secure habitats. Despite its drawbacks, conservationists agree it’s a necessary compromise: a rhino without a horn is far better than losing rhinos entirely.

@_ItsKev Jameniii... Ashawo walifika hadi mtaani.

Huku tuko hadi na strippers na wameanza kuwa warembo mamae

@KyaloIntel Strathmore university ndo gani? Kijanaa

Which is or was your University ? 1. The University of Nairobi 2 Kenyatta University 3 Egerton University 4 Moi University 5 Strathmore University 6 Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology 7 United States International University 8 Mount Kenya University 9 Technical University of Kenya 10 Catholic University of Eastern Africa 11 Kenya Methodist University 12 Maseno University 13 South Eastern Kenya University 14 Daystar University 15 KCA University 16 University of Eastern Africa, Baraton 17 Pwani University 18 Chuka University 19 Africa Nazarene University 20 Technical University of Mombasa 21 Kabarak University 22 Masinde Muliro University of Science and Technology 23 Dedan Kimathi University of Technology 24 St. Paul's University 25 University of Eldoret 26 Maasai Mara University 27 Riara University 28 Meru University of Science and Technology 29 Kisii University 30 Multimedia University of Kenya 31 Africa International University 32 Karatina University 33 University of Embu 34 Kibabii University 35 Jaramogi Oginga Odinga University of Science and Technology 36 Zetech University 37 Great Lakes University of Kisumu 38 The Co-operative University of Kenya 39 Pan Africa Christian University 40 Murang'a University of Technology 41 University of Kabianga 42 Adventist University of Africa 43 Laikipia University 44 Management University of Africa 45 Scott Christian University 46 Kiriri Women's University of Science and Technology 47 Machakos University 48 Taita Taveta University 49 The Presbyterian University of East Africa 50 Gretsa University 51 Kirinyaga University 52 Garissa University 53 Umma University 54 The East African University 55 KAG East University 56 Rongo University 57 Kenya Highlands Evangelical University 58 Pioneer International University 59 Lukenya University

@HonWetangula Next ni nani mwizimiwa?

It is with great sorrow that I announce the passing of Hon. David Njuguna Kiaraho, Member of Parliament for Olkalau Constituency, who died while receiving treatment at Nairobi Hospital. On behalf of the Parliamentary Service Commission (PSC) , I extend our deepest condolences to his family, friends and constituents as we honor his dedicated service and stand in solidarity with them, may his soul rest in peace.

@onjolo_kenya I thought my life was terrible till I read this... Why could anyone want to be high for 72 hours? Jameniii

There is a tablet making rounds in this town. White, small, innocent - looking and inscribed with the word Cosmos. It starts at the miraa joints ( baze ya veve or muguka). One tablet to "boost the buzz." Then another. Then you’re three days deep, eyes wide open, watching the sun rise and set without blinking. You haven’t eaten. You haven’t bathed. You haven’t slept. And when you finally crash? You don’t wake up for 72 hours. They call it “ulevi wa siku tatu.” You chew miraa, pop a Cosmos, and suddenly you’re invincible. You don’t feel hunger. You don’t feel cold. You don’t feel anything except the high. Then you come down, drink tea… and the high comes back. Because tea reactivates it. Every cup is a ticket back to the trip. This is not a drug. This is a trap. There’s a man they call Doc at Asian Quarters. Allegedly a thin Somali guy. Every miraa chewer in Nanyuki knows him. He supplies the tablets that turn young men into zombies. Walk into any Cushite wedding, and the story is the same. The food is laced. The juice is spiked. The water is not water. Guests swallow without knowing. By nightfall, they are wild, intoxicated, doing things they won’t remember until the wedding video comes out. Now, even strict Muslim communities have resorted to daytime nikah only; sign papers, go home before night. Because weddings have become drug dens disguised as celebrations. The signs are everywhere. When you see those mogoka chewers carrying water bottles, don’t dare sip. That water is not for thirst. It’s a delivery system for Cosmos. Users lose interest in the opposite sex. They’d rather spend hours with men, in dark rooms, chasing a high that kills everything else. Families are broken. Wives are beaten. Children are neglected. Because Cosmos turns men into time bombs; angry, unpredictable, violent when they don’t get their dose. Some traders have started spraying it on crops. “Shamba ya Babu ndo nataka.” Yes. They’re now feeding it to the earth, to the plants, to whoever consumes them. This is not a joke. Cosmos is not a party pill. It’s not a "mood enhancer." It’s a chemical cage. Three days awake. Three days asleep. Months of your life stolen, replaced with rage and emptiness. Young men are dying. Not from overdose. From the life it steals. From the marriages it destroys. From the minds it erases. If you are using, stop. If you know someone who is, speak. If you see that white tablet, crush it, flush it, burn it. The dealers don’t care about your future. Doc doesn’t care about your family. They only care about the money you bring.