wicked web ⚠️

a street whore named desire

POV Making sure everyone is Real

IN: making moves loudly, handmade jewelry, figuring out a use for all the iPads we bought and never touched, symbiotic generation gap friendships à la Hacks OUT: protecting your peace, boundaries, self care routines, lifestyle vlogging

just had a salad 🙈

it’s not true I used to watch this show and it was horrible then…it’s a timeless piece of art. BAD WOLF FOREVER

at the club… you should be inside

This is the merge that we deserved

obsessed with people who are always on their phone but never text me back!

@CANDYN3CKLCE I thought that when she sees the scarecrow he looks very similar to fiyero and it’s implied that it might be him but elphaba brushes it off as impossible

tom hardy during his myspace era

me trying to impress roomba trade

Where tf is the wicked for good trailer if they dont release it im dyeing my labubu green for elphabaussy

“baby I know you aren’t drunk, I just need you to drink tequila”

Drag Show Etiquette - NO tipping - Scream their boy name - Join them on stage if you’d like - Sing over their music - Yawning!!!

god I wish this were me

watching how it’s made and getting absolutely grossed out at the industrialization of food

got my feelings hurt and usually my MO is to dwell and feel sorry for myself but not this time no no no I don’t get mad I get even! thank you zoloft™️

need to be retired getting breakfast at 7am with the girls ASAP!

I think karaoke with my dad would fix a lot (we are both loud and annoying )