R. Dallon Adams

Personal first: after an introduction, someone thought my name was Darwin. #pleasecallmedarwin

The Resurrection, by Caravaggio, 1619-20, 📸 by @karadurrette

@elonmusk Which neighborhoods?

Just drove Cybertruck around Austin!

The results are part Texas Gotham City, part bayou "Blade Runner" and all around, well, somewhat terrifying. Here's one algorithm's forecast for Space City's skyline in the coming millennia. #houstontexas #AI trib.al/ORKOkzh

@Rya_n_ickerson You biked to Austin, right?

In Austin and nobody is jaywalking. Very strange. I'm not used to this.

Update: Ginuwine’s “Pony” still brings it and then some.

among members of the TX legislature, libra & aquarius have a slight lead over other zodiac signs, according to new analysis from @AdriPerezTX & me

Yeah, but have you ever just watched “The Fugitive” for the first time with captions only on a bar television? 10 out of 10 would do again but can’t.

@_mrpussy The gas meter in your vehicle points to the side of the car where you refuel.

drop your hottest hot tip lifehacks for NOT being an alcoholic

“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”

@MorningBrew Roasted vegetables? Where this hypothetical late summer digital BBQ is going, we don’t need roasted vegetables…

Cornbread, coleslaw, baked beans, mac and cheese, roasted veggies. One's gotta go. Which BBQ side isn't making it on your plate?

@MorningBrew Flight to El Paso. Didn’t go.

What's the most expensive thing you've bought while shopping under the influence?

@pdxbrocialite Or when automated low code no code takes hold…

So what’s gonna be the new “learn to code” when all the coding jobs get outsourced

On that crypto beat, zoology that is. myplainview.com/news/article/C…

@MorningBrew Curaçao

What's the place whose name pronunciation is butchered most often?

@lyzl We counting Louisville as the Midwest?

@MorningBrew Kazaa

If you could revive one of these platforms, which would it be?

@MorningBrew Bring Clif bars

What're the best tips for traveling on a budget?

@MorningBrew Used cars - bottled water - individual tacos

What is something that is insanely overpriced?

@NoraKAli The train went off the tracks once I left the pizza game in college.

Normalize your parents not fully understanding your job but still being very proud and attempting to explain it to their relatives 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽