Ryan Wagoner

This is gonna be my new dap sequence.

Oh man my blue cheque is gone now how will anyone listen to me?

Man, I haven’t been on Twitter in a minute (do people still say minute to express a much longer period of time?)! Anyway, what’s new, y’all? #hashtag

@jaw_law @outsidemagazine RIP

Paul “Grandmaster” Classen, a 23-year-old hiker from the Netherlands, is described as “the most lively, empathetic, personable, fun and goofy guy you could ever meet.” outsideonline.com/outdoor-advent…

@jaw_law Yeah, super sad. Sounded like a complete freak accident. About to go up there now for the first time since it happened.

lately I’ve been drinking little cans of soda and eating spoonfuls of peanut butter. #tbt

Everyone hates Rocky Top. Looking forward to the nation rooting on @LongwoodLancers @LongwoodMBB! #MarchMadness

Also, weird that I sent this Monday, but it showed up just now.

Lately I’ve been forgetful that Twitter exists, but @longwoodu sending both @LongwoodMBB & @LongwoodWBB to the NCAA Tourney is reason to tweet. #ProudAlum #Classof2002 #LongwoodCollege

Go Bungholes! #OhioRock 🐅🏈

Seriously everywhere. #OhioRock

I come across a lot of rocks that look like Ohio.

Sometimes I have this dream where I sign on to AOL’s Instant Messenger (AIM?) and the whole gang’s there. #DMBfan98

@NRVLiving Also, horse poop is way less dangerous to eat than compared to dog poop. Cliffs Notes version of what I finally googled, anyway.

@rdwagoner Oooh - I asked this once and the horse owners TRAMPLED ME

is it just the volume of poop that makes it so horse owners don't have to clean up when Peaches drops a pile of turds on the trail or something else?

Arrived! Needa second one to fill the space!

Waiting 5+ months for patio furniture for our new screened-in porch is one thing, but no pre-hike donuts is a step too far. We gotta fix this.

I just woke up on the couch because I rolled on the remote, which turned the tv on. But it’s the Manning brothers talking, over the MNF game, to Philip Rivers and I can’t tell if I’m actually just dreaming.

I got carded. LOVE THIS TOWN!

I might have been living in Blacksburg slash haven’t been traveling for a long time when Roanoke is overwhelmingly a big city.

It’s usually an expensive car and comes across as extra pretentious and douchey, but just saw MAZDA 8.

Unless the car begs the question, “what kind’ve car is that?,” I’ll never understand the decision to put the model/make on a license plate.