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@queerboyposts @marciiedusts May I ask what horse toilet is? 😭

@marciiedusts i’m giggling why is the horse toilet just a part of henderhop now

With dart as pascal and henderhop horse toilet as maximus

@_skyblueskin By that point, I was just laughing at how badly they managed to fumble

@bfshane “Would anyone be hungry for-” YES

would anyone be hungry for a college fic where shane has a boyfriend and ilya doesn’t like him and wants shane for himself that has been sat in my drafts for like a month

@7klausisalive Byler, Elmax, then Dustin and Lucas mogging the camera 😭

These ai graduation pics have me ctfu

@hudomega What is solo or f Stan’s/fans?

Don't know if anyone's going to see this but giving it a shot. I'm looking for #hollanov #hudcon & #hrtwt mutuals. No solo or F fans/stans please. I love to write on here, I love to talk about AUs and fanfiction. 💞 For me to follow you back! Thank you.

@awwabee @bigglefarted We weren’t shipping, we were analyzing 😭

thinking back on it i was never actively shipping mike and will because i just thought that was plot

@rckstrnaya @shortnsevered Wait is that not a common phrase? 😭 even offline?

@shortnsevered i used "the call is coming from inside the house" in front of my professor and she stopped me mid-sentence to have me repeat it and laugh

i just used the phrase “we are losing the ancient texts” in front of my non-chronically online coworkers and man it was a HIT

@lectersbian Being pissed Andi Mack was cancelled

do you guys remember your first exposure to Gay people as a concept

@bannerthyme @seraphskiss Adopting this tactic for depression

@reaace_ @seraphskiss that and a necessary amount of self awareness. having an ed was exhausting for myself and everyone around me and i was tired of treating my friends like shit and crying about it later.

shane hollander would absolutely try to win ed recovery . somehow

@soot7what Hoping for the vibe of the stairwell kiss

One thing I'm very excited for in S2 is seeing Hayden's video because I need to see THE kiss that everyone said could absolutely not pass for a prank

@bannerthyme @seraphskiss Don’t answer if you don’t want to, but may I ask how? 😭

@seraphskiss listen this exact thing happened to me so you’re right

@louistwatchesme “Okay would anyone be interested in a fic where…” my timeline had never fed me a tweet starting like this that wasn’t the greatest idea ever, so yes pls

okay would anyone be interested in a fic where ilya and shane stayed rivals but started dating during their rookie season but didnt tell anyone?

@onyxnight1989 They fight over putting sunscreen on the baby bc the sun causes freckles

Today’s pregnant Shane Hollander thought: Every day after their baby’s born Ilya holds them up to the light & checks for freckles. Then he does the Lion King move & the baby giggles. It’s their morning ritual. Their baby WILL have freckles & Ilya WILL watch the first one appear!

@bowclairo @skedaddlezx Real question is why don’t the boys have blush

why the gurls have blush 😭

@novah_xxx @dizzydivvy Looks like a fucking fortnite skin

bro

@madmaxfinalgirl Me!

I want more byler oomfs who don’t like Noah or Finn cough cough 👀👀👀🤔🤔🙏🙏🙏

@ashertweeting Bc it’s just the truth

@reaace_ ill allow it

gun to your head name a queerbaiter right now

@mxysptlyk @diazettes Like a mom watching their son jump into the pool the same exact way the 1000th time

@diazettes Shane: that's really impressive baby

the centaurs think they’re getting really freaky in the hotel but it’s just ilya practicing this over and over while shane reads in the corner

@ashertweeting “Real ppl can’t queerbait” okay but just this once tho

@reaace_ LMFAOO