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@nerdylilpeach Real as hell

therapy is not enough i need an mri machine at home

Subjecting people to your kinks that they do not know about or consent to is Really Fucking Weird and predatory

I just turned in my final assignment and I graduate with my master’s degree next week!!!

Some of the worst clients you’ll ever have are people who share your craft

Got day drunk and fell asleep in a rose garden. Life is worth living

Going to the Bloody Mary fest to drink vodka soup with a Cornish hen hanging out of it for no reason

@tolerateitmax Speak your truth!!

@reallytinyswan Chevelle is better than Deftones

My hot takes: Chevelle had as much potential as Deftones Mudvayne had as much potential as Korn Staind had as much potential as Creed

@BradMSM Pretty sure I first ever heard them on ATV off-road fury and I haven’t stopped listening since. Sooooo good

@reallytinyswan Glad to see Chevelle getting more love these days. They gave the mosh Spotify listeners they’ve ever had and even come deep cuts like Comfortable Liar are growing in popularity🙌

2027 it is

I’m going to be so hot and cool and sincere and normal next year. They just announced it

I bring up my long distance bestfriend so often and in so many spaces that people who have never even seen or met them will ask me how they’re doing. Beautiful

I knew it would happen to me eventually but the sudden onset of sleep paralysis is terrifying and oh my god I hate it so much

My other body is a temple

ACAB includes God

I’m not denying that it’s gorgeous but damn does it piss me off

Listen I’m just as enthusiastic about aesthetic bathroom pieces as the next guy but erode soap really isn’t doing it for me

I love being his first impoverished white trash girlfriend

Or metalworking. Surely this is something I can do

I wish glass blowing was something I could easily and messily do from the comfort of my living room in an adderall-fueled attempt at creative nirvana

I will be rejecting meaf and instead embracing gpoy