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@FootyRush_ A certain player va Elche

🚨🚨 NEW RULE: The 2026 Ballon d’Or will go this year to someone who shows up in BIG GAMES, with less focus on matches against smaller clubs. If a player doesn’t perform in big matches, they have NO chance of winning the Ballon d’Or.

@respawnedtarga1 They should cancel this sport

That centre back is taking the absolute piss

@pitchpulse_X @tccandler Woyoooo😂😂😂💔

🚨BREAKING : Lamine Yamal has been named the most good-looking athlete of 2026 after a global fan vote. This exercise was conducted by Blind people from 50 different countries 🌏 via (@tccandler)

@TwoTerty__ @thebutrous I’m choosing heaven

Choose wisely ? Joy. Faith. Precious

@levite742 @edwinkwakustud1 😂😂😂💔

@receipt_guy @edwinkwakustud1 Kwasia 😂😂😂

Bro can’t believe his eyes lmao,he doesn’t know what Lamine and his brother are going through at Barcelona with Ferran and Lewy as their main strikers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@edwinkwakustud1 @levite742 😂😂😂😂😂

@receipt_guy @levite742 Wagyimiii

@edwinkwakustud1 @levite742 Aboa, you dey shout 😂😂😂😂😂

@receipt_guy @levite742 eeeii😂😂😂😂😂😂

@the_marcoliboy Ronaldo retired!!!💔

what news in the football world will get you like this

@fartbonghits @42frz @mymixtapez I’ve seen men drop gloves immediately after a KO, that’s respect 🫡

@42frz @mymixtapez Nah they are taught to keep gong till the ref stops it

Mexican UFC Fighter Alexa Grasso almost caught a body in the Cage 😳 She KO’d her opponent and then snatched up in a chokehold, preventing oxygen from going to the brain and putting her in a mini coma 🇲🇽

@0xmarchesss @mymixtapez I agree with you.

@mymixtapez This isn't warrior spirit, it’s a total lack of discipline. A professional knows when the fight is over. Snatching a choke after a KO should be an immediate lifetime ban and criminal charges. Grasso isn't a GOAT, she’s a liability to the sport

@mymixtapez She wanted to end her. Cuz she was already knocked out

@TendenciaenXHoy Looks like self defense to me 🫱🏽‍🫲🏿

En el barrio popular de Cali, dos mujeres se pelearon; una de ellas le lanza una puñalada, resultando una de ellas muerta. La otra fue capturada por la policía, pero ya fue dejada en libertad, presuntamente porque se defendió. ¿Qué opinan? #Cali #EstamosRecuperandoCali #eder

@0XTRIPPLE @abisftbl Lmao.

@abisftbl Funny, we all know no midfielder is better than PEDRI at this moment, you have anyone better than him? Let’s have it.

FIFA needs to investigate this league now 😭

@abisftbl After that first touch, he’d be at the hospital in Africa!!!

@NaijjaQueen You be having s3x with lot of men, you’ll smell.

Her vagina stinks because of your unhealthy and dirty sperm. Your sperm interferes with her normal vagina flora that maintains her ph levels, and prevents the growth of smelly bacteria!

@NaijjaQueen The same sperm that brings forth children? What an insult to creation.

@BlackKyle5 🤣🤣🤣

@receipt_guy Good😂👍🏽

they’ll call you a real man and still tell you that you deserve better. use that your last money to taste shawarma.

@levite742 @edwinkwakustud1 when he sees my with my first whip 😂😂