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@jponder94 @MJStelmach_141 Well, that guy is a defenseman anyways, you dummy.

@MJStelmach_141 Worst ever has got to be this guy @redpanda79

He has to have the lowest hockey IQ I've seen from a top-6 forward. If he's not scoring, he's making the wrong play. I don't like dogging him, but it's time to make that next step. He isn't. He still makes rookie mistakes he was making in 2021. #stlblues

@FanDuelSN_MW This app sucks just as bad as Bally's. Unreal.

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Josh Naylor has a bit of a John Kruk vibe, doesn't he? And I love it. @CleGuardians @Yankees

@JennSalerno310 We need a rally! Do something to spark these boys! Or put the jinx on the Dodgers. #LGM @Mets

Oh damn! The Polar Bear! @Mets #Postseason

Since the Cardinals sucked, I'll root for @JennSalerno310's @Mets. #Postseason

Least favorite “thing” in these sports: NHL: face-off violations NFL: celebrating routine catch/tackle NBA: never calling traveling MLB: bullpens pretending to run in for brawl MLS: embellishing/diving. (Get up it’s embarrassing) POKER: sunglasses & hoodies Your turn. Have fun.

@TheHappySlut1 Hubba hubba! 🤩

A reminder that a decent haircut doesn’t have to cost much. I just got a cut with layers at GreatClips for 19 dollars! That allowed me to tip 10 and still walk out for under 30. Granted I’ll need to touch up my grays on my own but I’m feeling fresh and clean and thrifty AF.

Tommy Tuberville thought Katie Britt's rebuttal was very good. So if you didn't think he was a lunatic before... there's your proof. #SOTU2024

@BallySportsMW Your app sucks. Please sell your viewing rights to someone else.

@BallySportsMW Your app is garbage. Quit signing me out!

@TheHappySlut1 Take care of yourself. Your friends will understand. "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women."

I used to never cancel plans. I was reliable and fun and could always rally. Now I’m a POS that cancels last minute because I’m completely overwhelmed and just need to sleep. I’m sorry I’m like this. Please let me sleep. I need to sleep.

Happy 9/9!!! #brooklyn99

@baseballchickie Well I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I get a ton of negative messages. You have no idea. I find it mind boggling since I post nothing negative. I try to always be a happy go lucky account. But it’s gotten to the point where I don’t even open my DMs, especially on Instagram. It’s exhausting.

@Cardinals Jack Flaherty:

Sigh. Once again, our bullpen ruins a good outing by our starter. Of course, we need to score more than one damn run. @Cardinals

So our dickhead bullpen just blew a great return outing by Wainwright. Thanks, idiots. Sorry, Waino. @Cardinals

@Cardinals Has Burleson had enough rest between appearances? Twice in the last week? Good Lord, you guys suck.

I do feel bad for these guys though. They're trying, it's just not working. Hang in there, friends! @Cardinals

It's just comical at this point. Finding new ways to lose, and new ways to beat ourselves up. What's the definition of insanity again? @Cardinals