Right Wing Wit

@HazelAppleyard The first time a non-binary person has **masturbated at close range** vs the hundreds of times cis men have **not masturbated at close range**

Seriously?

Of course it’s a “non binary”

@amalaekpunobi Congratulations!!!!!!!!!

A little announcement…

I pray to God that if I ever go missing it is not in Pima County, Arizona.

I blindly bought new lip balm this week earlier while sick and I’ve been using it daily. This morning I found out it’s scented.

@AIPandaX I mean… I wouldn’t want to spend time with him either… but to be fair this looks like it’s just one night of the week. I can’t imagine every night is like that. We have a couple weeknights that are jam packed too

This is like the perfect video of the invisible work women do so men can have their activities.

Ghislane Maxwell's dad published our school textbooks, an Epstein associate took our school pictures, her sister's company sends Amber alerts to our phones, everybody sprayed aerosolized Wexner products all over themselves. The rot is deep.

Follow up question: is everything bad now or am I just old?

Am I racist or did the half time show suck?

@WomenBeingAwful All I see is “I feel relieved that my husband started having an affair”

@ImMeme0 I feel like in the time it took to take this video complaining, he could have finished shoveling lol

The guy is mad at his neighbors because they didn’t use their snowplow to clear the path leading to his house.

"I am sick and tired of people saying that America was built by immigrants." "No we weren't, we were actually built by settlers." "A great example of this is a settler will plant the tree and the immigrant will come and eat the f*cking fruit." BASED!!

I’ve never really given a shit about football but I kinda care about Indiana right now? Putting an inspirational song over anything will make me cry, and I guess the same goes for touchdowns. (Is that how you say it? Touch-down?)

@akafaceUS Aw I wanted to see her get tazed.

BREAKING: Minnesota ICE agents are going viral after refusing to be intimidated by a pack of entitled activists trying to block their operation. “Don’t you break my window!” “I DON’T CARE.” Window smashed. Pulled out. Taken down.

@Milajoy lol did someone coach him on looking as pathetic as possible? Why can’t he walk?

This illegal Somilian REALLY doesn't want to go back home. Luckily no one cares what he wants.

@libsoftiktok @victoriaedel Fuck you, Icky Vicky.

People just changed the author to “People Staff” because Victoria Edel couldn’t handle the backlash. This disgusting headline was written by @victoriaedel. Feel free to let her know what you think. She’s tagged.

@AmiriKing I’m sorry this is part ONE? How many complaints can you have? Just work somewhere else if it’s that bad!

Let’s check in on the timeout generation, shall we? These are employees at Crumbs and Whiskers in DC. They claim their trauma was exploited while working at a ‘cat cafe.’ 🙄 I refuse to hire Gen Z for any of my businesses.

@catturd2 Flip side of the same coin. My husband also told me he wouldn’t remarry if I died but it was, you know, because he loves me and he couldn’t see himself loving another woman. Not because of… this.

After listening to her for a few minutes, I can’t say I blame him lol.

@ywomendeservles Once you sleep with them they don’t want anything to do with you anymore? Sis, how you gonna be a hoe and be bad in bed? Damn