Ritch Duncan

Ruined dinner tonight. Turns out I’d accidentally bought a box of Hamburger Hinderer.”

My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at DeathbedWriting.com:

First DeathbedWriting.com story of 2026. Check it out 90s gamer kidz!

The last few days before New Years can be stressful so... JUST RELAX That’s the title of a new original horror short from Jeffrey Kaufman. Or is it just a weather balloon? Now stop squirming. You’re making it worse. Experience Deathbed FREE at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

Until next Monday. Read “Just Relax” by Jeffrey Kaufman, on Monday Dec 29th. Get it first with a free subscription at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

Yes, DeathbedWriting.com has had stories about dismemberment, murderous clowns, murdered clowns, elf cannibalism, ghosts, group sex, possessed feet and giant, potentially evil fruit, but there hasn’t been a single story about alien abduction.

I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story. Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

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You ready for work Monday? SURVIVAL JOB by @BenZelevansky (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.

Coming Monday to DeathbedWriting.com: SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @BenZelevansky (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.) Subscribe free at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com and get it delivered to your inbox first thing Monday morning.

Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers! Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest! Subscribe now at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night. New from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast: THE TELLTALE HONK Read and subscribe to Deathbed free here: subscribe.deathbedwriting.com

Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill By Kill podcast, it’s the terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK. (Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.) Read it first with a free subscription to Deathbed: Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.com

New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. It’s scary. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d

I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday. It’s called THE TANTRUM. It’s scary, and I think, pretty good. Read it first by subscribing free at DeathbedWriting.com

New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers: by @bobpowers1 deathbed.ghost.io/i-once-perform…

A Brand New Story available now, free, on Deathbed: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND A sweeping tale of medieval beasts, mind-bending metaphor, and mountainous cleavage. By Dan McCoy Read & subscribe free at DeathbedWriting.com

A new horror story by @straintest Read and subscribe free at DeathbedWriting.com

NEW ON DeathbedWriting.com Jesse’s late father has a message for him. It’s written on a small wooden box. And the box says: PLEASE BURN By Scott Jacobson (Bob’s Burgers, The Daily Show) Read and subscribe free: deathbed.ghost.io/please-burn/

NEW ON DEATHBED: Nurse Cynthia has been dealing with toxic positivity at work. But GIGGLES isn’t clowning around. Written by @CeCePleasants (The Late Late Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!), GIGGLES is free right now on Deathbed: read and subscribe for free: deathbed.ghost.io/giggles/