Daniel Manrique

Humans invented software to free ourselves from manual work. Somehow, we still waste billions of hours clicking across websites. Today, @joinkaizen launches to fulfill that original promise. Announcing our $4M raise from @8VC and the public launch of the Kaizen platform.

@CanadianTire the Unsubscribe link in Triangle Rewards emails sends me to an error page. Under CASL legislation you’re liable for up to $10 million for not providing a working unsubscribe link. Please fix this. Thanks!

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My timeline is strictly curated so I see very little crap even for the cesspool this place has become, except TODAY Twitter started pushing content that obviously pursues a right-wing self-serving agenda. Look at these monstrosities.

Today’s candidate ballot for LaSalle–Émard–Verdun partial election. #ViveLaRésistance

It’s not an “Internet outage”. It’s not a “tech” outage or an “IT” outage. Call it for what it is - a Windows outage. Organizations chose the wrong technology, now the ones that did have to deal with the fallout. Those of us who didn’t are still chugging along 😎

The world is so used to Windows crashing all the time that when all the machines crash at the same time it’s just “oops, computers are like that”. Hahaha!meanwhile non-windows computers just keep on trucking. cbc.ca/news/world/wor…

Agua y ajo 😎

So I’m missing out on maybe getting money and for that I must … pay money? Sounds like gambling to me. Way to go Xwitter!!! @X

What the actual…

How do sea monsters start doing things? They “get Kraken’ “ 🤔

How do you make a Grinch? 🤔 You combine a Bluech and a Yellowch 😎

@El_Chaco_Veloz Jaja no sé :) parece que 6 a 7.50 pesos dependiendo de la distancia (“me subí en Taxqueña, cóbrate”) semovi.cdmx.gob.mx/tramites-y-ser…

@roadmr Esa en una muy buena pregunta. Evítame la pena. Cuánto cuesta ahorita?

Que llego a un Oxxo y compro unas galletas de avena que siempre me han gustado. Después de pagar, le pido al “amigo” una bolsita para mis galletas. Uy, la cara que me puso. Mejor le hubiera pedido las cenizas de su abuelita. “No amigo, están prohibidas desde hace mucho” Ah.

How to charge 10 bucks for a bottle of grape juice: sell it as “alcohol-free wine” 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ubuntu 22.10 is now available to download and install. Upgrade now: ubuntu.com/download

@El_Chaco_Veloz Zenón? 🤔

Estamos viendo The Winter Soldier, Civil War…. Creo que me gusta más el MCU sin aliens y magias. Y Zenón es un gran villano que consigue lo que quiere sin superpoderes, sólo con su cabeza.

@El_Chaco_Veloz Zemo, no Zuma :)

@mstfacmly @Communauto Reload every 5 seconds you’ll get one eventually. Just when you see an available one DO NOT HESITATE. I know 😓

Airline food: promise and reality 🌯