Kris Robertson

@JJGolfPutting Correct. Well done

The real world is not a “controlled test.”

@OkayBiology 14x11 is 154

This activist teacher from Batley refused to teach two 9yr old kids because they dressed up as Harry Potter characters for World Book Day. The Labour Mayor backed the teacher by saying Ze Berry must feel safe in the classroom. Safe from 9yr olds dressed as Harry Potter characters

@CraigDons32 @ScottBurns75 Agreed. My point being that previous managerial records aren't necessarily a solid indicator. JBAs didn't look very good.

@robbojunior @ScottBurns75 Haven't a clue but to me his Motherwell team are by far the best side to watch.

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@CraigDons32 @ScottBurns75 What was JBAs managerial record like before he joined Motherwell?

@ScottBurns75 Why do we persist in going for managers with poor records. The 2 main candidates in my opinion are in our league already. JBA and John McGlynn. Whether they'd come or not I don't know but surely worth asking the question.

@WC_LFC_Torres It's a complete nonsense. The only good system is the 30 second rule. Give VAR 30 seconds to make a decision. If they can't be certain within that time limit then it's obviously so tight it's not worth delaying the game, just stick with the on field decision and get on with it

It’s funny how everyone can see the glaringly obvious problem with this except for the people in charge

@AFCHereWeGo Morrison is utter garbage. But Devlin also awful for that goal

Goal Hearts. More utterly amateur stuff from Morrison.

@gus_tawse And still get it totally wrong. Foul was outside the box for a start

VAR is beyond a joke now. They must’ve looked at that incident over fifty times before inviting MacLean to look at the screen.

@air_ingy The other thing that needs to be considered is how many academy players were signed by English teams before making a first team appearance. Got to be quite a few of them that could have been more successful if they'd not followed the money

So, leaving aside Kenny McLean & Mikey Devlin - who only played for us after returning to the club - the following are the 21 Aberdeen FC Youth Academy Graduates since 2005 (exactly 1 per season, on average) who have made 20+ appearances for the Dons:

@ScotlandSky That makes absolutely no sense. He says they can't draw the lines cos that would be guessing, but instead they just don't draw the lines and.........guess? Farcical

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@geeman909 @TheHibsRamble I'm a dons fan and I actually don't think it was a red. A foul and a yellow yes. But if you watch the replay, Cameron clearly stops cos he knows he's not getting there before the Motherwell player takes him out so not a goal scoring opportunity. Nothing to do with the slip

@TheHibsRamble Slip doesn’t matter. Covering defender doesn’t matter. It’s a goalscoring opportunity.

What’s everyone’s take on this? 🤔 Here’s mine*, since no one asked. Never a red. 1. Aberdeen players not getting there 2. Covering Motherwell player 3. He slips Beaton, nightmare. What a shock. *Shaun

@scottm1901 @colingale @AberdeenFC I thought McIntyre and frame were absolutely fine. Jensen just kills any momentum by turning backwards tho. Agree he wasn't great

@robbojunior @colingale @AberdeenFC I don’t think Jensen or frame played well. The entire back 4 was why we lost imo. Dismal

Just got around to watching 1st half of the Motherwell game. I was pleasantly surprised. Physicality and level of effort were very good. Morrison and McIntyre were absolutely fine. Frame and Jensen played well. Encouraging debuts. The referee is a numpty. @AberdeenFC

@FP_Scotland @AberdeenFC @AbzPodcast @RTG_Podcast Any two from Jess Simpson Strachan. That midfield two beats any other combo of three players

💷| 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝘀, 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗬𝗼𝘂!! You have a £𝟲 budget to spend on the best Aberdeen midfield trio from the players below You must spend all your money, so which three would you pick?! Let us know in the comments! 👇

@SamaHoole I generally don't eat breakfast. And often don't eat lunch either. Just depends whether I'm hungry or not. I love good food but day to day, food is functional unless I'm out for dinner or something. Eat when you are hungry. Been the same weight for the last 20 years

"How do you have energy if you don't eat breakfast?" I'm burning the 150,000 calories of stored fat I'm carrying. "But I thought fat was hard to access?" Only if you keep spiking insulin with breakfast. "So you just... don't eat?" Correct. Until I'm hungry. Usually around 2pm. "Don't you get shaky?" No. That's what happens when you're sugar-dependent and your blood sugar crashes. "What about your metabolism?" Working perfectly. Burning fat. Building muscle. Functioning optimally. "This sounds disordered." Eating 6 times daily and panicking if you miss a meal sounds disordered. One approach has 2.5 million years of evidence. The other has 70 years of cereal marketing.

@itsCblast Which platform do you trade on?

Who’s joining the $1K to $1 Million Challenge for 2026? 🫵

@McDonalds fast food my arse. I can't actually remember the last time I got my food within 15 mins or the last time it was actually hot. Seems to be just the norm these days. A snapshot of society. Where no one actually cares if they do a half assed job

@FatEeyore @ARedPOV If it takes over 30 seconds it's not clear and obvious.

@ARedPOV If it takes over 2mins, it can’t be clear and obvious and the VAR team are back to re-reffing games.

Wait times between incident/ball hitting the net and the game restarting/decision made. What are we doing here? VAR continues to suck the life out of Scottish football. Devlin goal v Livi - 3 mins 10s Knoester 'handball' incident - 2 mins 53s Lazetic goal check - 2 mins 30s

@BritainForTrump The people politicising this win are a huge minority Vs the number of people who are just proud and ecstatic at the achievement. And if Scotland was independent those players would still be allowed to play for Scotland so your point makes no sense anyway.

Here is what England out of Scotland would look like for the Men's National Football Team. ❌ Scott McTominay, born Lancaster England. ❌ Che Adams, born Leicester England. ❌ George Hirst, born Sheffield England. ❌ Angus Gunn, born Norwich England. ❌ Cieran Slicker, born Oldham England. ❌ Max Johnston, born Middlesbrough England. ❌ Tommy Conway, born Somerset England. ❌ Oli McBurnie, born Leeds England. Most born to Scottish parents who moved to different parts of the United Kingdom for different reasons, being born English and choose to play for Scotland. The politicisation of Scotland's historic win over Denmark continues from the deranged Scottish nationalist. The cries for Scottish separation and England out of Scotland and the politicisation on the back of this massive achievement for the Men's football team has been disgraceful. I like most Scottish people wish England well at the World Cup along with Wales and Northern Ireland in their playoff games, hopefully all 4 home nations qualify. England out of Scotland this doesn't happen. Scotland are going to the World Cup. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@iqbalmohamedMP YOU VOTED AGAINST THE INQUIRY

My heart goes out to the victims & their families. Unfortunately these dispicable crimes are still happening across our country & everything possible must be done to bring all perpetrators to justice & to protect all women & girls from the same. The UK Labour gov't must implement all the recommendations of the IICSA statutory inquiry at any cost & report back. @ukhomeoffice @ShabanaMahmood @10DowningStreet @RachelReevesMP @hmtreasury

@The_Thirty_ Dykes 2-0

Scotland are back at Hampden vs Greece, the first home game in this World Cup qualifying campaign 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 For this we’re giving away ANY Scotland shirt to someone - if they get tonight’s first goalscorer and scoreline correct! To enter: ❤️ Like this post 💬 Reply with your answer