RJ Hoffman

@angelamae11 yes, i definitely can't hang friday cause I work 5-close, but saturday I am free for the whole day/most of the evening!

@angelamae11 Thanks angie, and yes you definitely will! You're staying the whole weekend right?

@angelamae11 apparently my boyish charm only gets me so far... haha but its okay angie, life goes on :)

It's always hard learning you're not wanted anymore...

@angelamae11 @luke_hirsch ITS HARD TO CARE FOR SOMEONE WHO SMASHED MY HEART INTO PIECES. But yes let's go! :) I'll ask it off for work

One of the neighbors in my house is either having extremely vigorous sex, or having a tough time cleaning that stain.

@angelamae11 You should tell me to get a better phone, since I would have instagram if I had a device that could handle it... #OLDPHONEPROBZ

Skrillex is the Jar Jar Binks of music.

@hallisevilla Sometimes when I work 3rd shift at my job at toppers I wake up at 4pm. It ain't so crazayyy

Nothing like a teacher being late to her own final. Cool!

@MallorySeifert haha I doubt it. Twitter just isn't relevant for me or my friends anymore, save you and a 5 other people.

@MallorySeifert Basically everyone I had at least met in the flesh made it, but i'm realizing that like 60 people I follow never tweet...

Just went through and unfollowed every celebrity/rando that didn't make me laugh or feel relevant. We'll find out how many friends use twitt

Seriously. At this point, fuck Twitter. Hardly anyone I know/like uses this BS anymore. Who actually cares about celebrities?

So out of my league. Fuck.

I also have this sinking feeling that very few of my actual friends actually use Twitter anymore... #WhatAmIDoingOnHere?

Camel Toe > Mistletoe

I cannot wait to be done with all of this shit. #ResearchPapersBeGone #GodForbidsFinals

Simmer down, and pucker up. I'm sorry to interrupt its just I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you.

Have you got color in your cheeks? Have some aces up your sleeves? I dreamt about you nearly every night this week.