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@JPrestonSports @KevOnStage 😂🤣 shit hurt me, I love Marriott

@KevOnStage Oh so the Marriott not respectable now???? The wealth is astounding.

The one time my wife tried to leave me

This is an apology to my mom for all the times she came home from a long day of work and my unemployed teenage self had the audacity not to have done the simple tasks she asked of me. I get it now.

It's becoming increasingly apparent that white evangelicals would vote for Satan himself if he were Republican.

DL Hughley: “America made the choice — I’d rather have a pedophile than a black woman. I’d rather have a rapist. What do you do when a country tells you who it is? You believe them”

your physique is a public résumé of your private habits.

I did something that really impressed Eunice while we were dating

“For many will come in my name, saying, ‘I am the Messiah!’ and they will lead many astray.” Matthew 24:5

#Peace is not something we must invent: it is something we must embrace by accepting our neighbor as a brother or sister. We do not choose our brothers and sisters: we must simply accept one another! We are one family, inhabiting the same home: this wonderful planet that ancient cultures have cared for over millennia. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@georgegalloway In hindsight, storing top secret files in a country club bathroom was a terrible idea.

TEN American scientists familiar with the US nuclear program are either missing, have died suddenly or have been murdered in the last 12 months. Nobody with power seems to think that’s in any way strange…

No one. You just become an introvert and homebody until you have money again.

Trump is one of the reasons that proves the existence of the Satan in the world.

holy shit 😭😭

When u both don’t chase so you just never talk again

On top of a proposed 15% rate hike, Duke Energy is now asking North Carolinians to foot the bill for an additional $800 million in increased fuel costs. I vetoed Senate Bill 266 for exactly this reason: because it would further expose North Carolina ratepayers to volatile fuel markets and shift the cost of electricity from large industrial users onto the backs of regular people, making your utility bills more expensive. Republican legislators knew this too – but still left North Carolinians holding the bag. The Utilities Commission should step in to secure an affordable energy future for North Carolinians. We must do everything we can to make life more affordable for families, not more expensive.

Here in North Carolina and around the country, gas prices are too high. This is a direct result of Donald Trump's war of choice in Iran, and the American people are paying the price.

Ronda Rousey announces the minimum purse for any fighter on the MVP MMA card will be $40,000. “If you fight 3 times a year, that is much more than a living wage. That’s something the UFC cannot say.”

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.