luke

@Meridianwx @Azazure_ @vattelious can u link the reel plz

@Azazure_ @vattelious

these reels on instagram are straight from hell bro

the fanography, the green screen jumpcuts, the boy that's clearly only there because someone's parents said "you can go, but you have to take your little brother with you". this is the superior version

does anyone wanna give me a gorillaz ticket for tonight 🥸

which body is your ideal type???

@johnseenx @bodycrave do you not see that blue check?

@bodycrave its very natural for men what planet do you live imao

honest take body hair is disgusting on men

@JussaStr8Arrow @oomfpit this is so niche

@oomfpit Make their fingers so chubby that they'll struggle to play math rock emo on guitar and then they'll be forced to play crowbar riffs

@shepuchibhaji Room

hi can anyone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me I want to be sobbing uncontrollably and questioning my existence

@sull1vannolan @shepuchibhaji Commented the same before I saw this. I had to watch this in college, I had to leave the room for a minute

@shepuchibhaji Dear Zachary

@saik0girl_ @saturnsreturnz the way this is what made her leave twitter

so you’re telling me that this music videos director is the mayor of New York?}?!😭😭

@i_am_cardio_god @ItsEthanRay oh brother

@ItsEthanRay Its “bus operator” Fact: Transit operators do not like the word driver when referring to them or their profession. If you go on a job search engine, you’ll see that almost every job listing that requires a CDL refers to the job as “operator”.

Thank you bus 🚌 driver 🙈🙈🙈

@IvanDimov5nomer @ItsEthanRay neither

@ItsEthanRay What is this Accent ? Liverpool or Newcastle?

@jsunkC @ItsEthanRay Dublin

@ItsEthanRay What is this accent?

carla’s song is literally a future islands track #kissallthetimediscooccasionally

@rwnszn i love everything about this

well fed

@JoeGotATwittter @lastthingtwice you’re on the wrong side of twitter

@lastthingtwice how the fuck did this slop post get 7.4k likes in 5 hours?????

🚨Carly Rae Jepsen has reportedly experienced degraded performance in Resident Evil requiem after upgrading her Nvidia GPU drivers.

@JUDGEDREDDDDDDD @miss_pratiksha_ free yourself holy fuck

@miss_pratiksha_ Idk she looks woke...

@TheGzusMan @LadyAliBooks @Raindropsmedia1 @grok can people with tourettes pick up other people’s tics

@LadyAliBooks @Raindropsmedia1 Yup, its so fucking convenient and coincidentally obvious that they all have the same ticks lmao THATS NOT HOW TOURETTES WORKS

Viral creator Killk1yoshi with Tourette’s speaks out on BAFTA controversy after John Davidson’s “involuntary” slur during Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo’s presentation.

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times !!!

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

“they changed ariana’s name to Than Kewan, chappell’s name to Go Sigh Mass and sombr’s name to Ski” me asf af: