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Who becomes President after Civil War?

Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway babylonbee.com/news/striking-…

Happy #PresidentsDay @realdonaldtrump #MAGA

Famous internet troll Macaulay Trollkin voted greatest troll of all time.

Trow back to my @pbr George Paul experience. This win got my 19 year career started good luck this weekend to all

@newscentermaine @JoeBiden

In his first letter written as Commander-in-chief, President Joe Biden thanked the Maine National Guard for keeping Inauguration Day safe. newscentermaine.com/article/news/p…

Does it feel like Obama’s 3rd term yet? Because it should

@dukebasketball Dood job

Mass. man accused of beating his father to death with a dumbbell bangordailynews.com/2021/02/10/new…

@WHCOVIDResponse @Billybobwalter1

At 11am EST, COVID-19 response team coordinator Jeff Zients will be joined by Dr. Fauci, Dr. Nunez-Smith, and Dr. Walensky to share an update on the state of the pandemic and actions we’re taking to ensure equity is ingrained in all we do to respond to this pandemic.

@dukebasketball @DukeMBB Yall suck, but atleast you're woke #GetWokeGoBroke

Last night's @DukeMBB loss to Notre Dame marked the squad's third straight loss, and the Blue Zone is here with our one word recap of the matchup: chron.it/2NdfKlG

@newscentermaine Pillow biter

Hogg says he intends to put MyPillow -- led by Mike Lindell, a vocal supporter of former President Donald Trump -- out of business. newscentermaine.com/article/news/n…

@GovJanetMills @POTUS Hot damn you one ugly bitch

The initiatives announced today by @POTUS signal the return of the United States as a global leader on climate and the Federal government as an ally to states like Maine that are already taking bold steps to protect our planet. 1/

REMINDER: Wall Street hedge funds running to the exchanges to halt trading to prevent losses is another example of why the game has always been rigged in favor of the elites. When you lose it is okay, but when they lose the game is turned off.

@taylorburrowes @BrittanyBegley Read her bio

Seems appropriate

No one gives a shit when some old lady’s retirement account is shorted into the ground But one hedge fund manager gets short squeezed and everyone loses their minds

@bangordailynews @JoeBiden this is on you. Shame shame you know your name

BREAKING: 4 more Mainers die as another 462 coronavirus cases are reported across the state bangordailynews.com/2021/01/27/new…

@AmericanBarbara @CassyWearsHeels Gas price gonna be as high as Hunter Biden

BREAKING: Since Joe Biden was sworn in, over 18,765 people have died from COVID due to his mismanagement.