Sabrina

Alright @BarstoolBigCat here’s my last proposition… You want your assistant to be a sports fan first and foremost? I challenge any of your candidates to a @TheDozenTrivia 1 v 1 match. Just to prove I’ve got what you’re looking for.

@BarstoolBigCat @marinakmaher @AustinJenkins07 @stoolsalesguy Yeah I’m salty but how can a 9 year AWL with extensive sports knowledge and social media experience not get a shot? @BarstoolBigCat

@BarstoolBigCat @marinakmaher @AustinJenkins07 @stoolsalesguy It’s insane to think there are more qualified people than me for what you’re looking for. I guess it’s not too late if you want to add one more interview today.

I’m disappointed that I didn’t make the finalists for @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant. Being right here in Chicago and fitting all of the characteristics they were looking for (sports fan, sports bettor, ability to talk to people) I thought I had a fighting chance. Thanks to everyone for the support.

As I continue to #RunTheBall, it’s important to remember I’m not asking to be GIVEN a job. Just an opportunity to prove that I’m the man for @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant job. Experience, Grittiness, Persistence

Reason #2020 why I should be @BarstoolBigCat’s assistant: I’m a competitor. I want to be the best at everything I do. You think you can eat a doughnut fast? I’m faster. Give me a shot to prove my competitive drive.

Just another reason to hire me @BarstoolBigCat. I’ve got the Jamba Juice connections. You need to mix in a juice with all those doughnuts.

Favorite Barstool Moments: @BarstoolBigCat goes to Little League Game

Walking by and I look up and see @BarstoolBigCat future assistant @GravesHagen

@BarstoolBigCat I’ve got hands. Two of them to be exact.

Aparranlty @BarstoolBigCat won’t acknowledge you unless he knows you have a big pencil.

At this point, it feels like the ball carrier is pulling a prime Reggie Bush from ’05—running East-West but netting zero yards. Time to get the ball to the fullback and start gaining some yards on this job hunt. But like we always will, KEEP RUNNING THE BALL! @BarstoolBigCat