Saltafa

Man steals vitamin D from woman

Sehri ke siren se PTSD hou gaya aaj 💀

very proud to announce, I have not had any pakoras, samosas or spring rolls this Ramzan #health #lifestyle #fitnessismypassion

What season are mosquitos inactive in, I swear I thought they’d not exist in February but these dudes are everywhere

No one: Me: looks at food videos during roza

You guys ever drink so much water and eat so much dahi in sehri, that you could jump a few times and make lassi in ur stomach or is it just me fr

Asal strike tou mei bathroom mei karta houn sehri ke baad Complete and utter annihilation

May this Ramzan be our best one so far iA. May those who didn’t pray pray this Ramzan May those who prayed, be able to pray in the masjid with regularly. May those who didn’t read Quran read it this year. May those who read Quran, be able to memorize a Surah this year.

Me during taraweeh when the imam reaches ayat al kursi whilst reciting surah baqarah

I don’t have Paratha’s the entire year but Ramzan mei🤌🏻

I think I’ve gotten old, I’m struggling to stay up till sehri 😭

Jab bhi kisi dost ki shaadi ka invite ata hai tou ammi taunt maar deti hain 😔

u eat something so delicious u remember god

Officially at the age where all my friends are getting married

Ran out of word limit Baaki next time bataonga

Back pain fixing hacks my physio told me after charging me 20k rs that I’m telling you for free: 1. Back Support & Coccyx Cushion khareedein 2. If you work sitting down a lot, get up every hour, and walk 5 minutes 3. Don’t scroll reels slouching in bed 4. Hot water bottle

In my 20s with 70 y/o back pain 😭

One day you’re okay and then boom

Itni buri kamar mei Dard hai feel like I’m 70 bhai😭

I’ve never heard a story of a chooza dying peacefully it’s always some crazy bakwas😭

Recently posted about how my chooza’s have died, and OH MY GOD. The stories HAHAHA, I don’t think a single chooza has ever died from old age😭😭

The chooza urge to die tragically and abruptly