samantha

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samantha

@samanth___aaa

เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2016

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DaVinci@BiancoDavinci·1d

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey, Italy.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·20h

I am unsmotable.

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@mollyw_123 My child was fluent in ESL when they were pre-verbal. Now they have an empath award from their jiujitsu academy.

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Molly@mollyw_123·2d

@samanth___aaa That’s cute. Wake me up when she is a chess grandmaster like mine 💁‍♀️

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Molly@mollyw_123·3d

I send my 3 year old daughter Salmonella here to take tap before her Mandarin lessons

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samantha@samanth___aaa·2d

I saw Blue Heron / I’m not getting keratin (said rhymingly)

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samantha@samanth___aaa·2d

Partaking in the sacred lost art of eavesdropping.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·3d

The Spanish word for scarf is “bufanda” — kinda unexpected.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·3d

Whe MJ died, they rang the bells at my sleepaway camp to hold an emergency meeting to announce it to us girls.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·4d

@anna_300000 ALR Rules fr

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anna@anna_300000·4d

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·23 Nis

As it turns out, I chipped a bottom tooth but it doesn’t show so doesn’t really matter.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·23 Nis

Thought I just chipped a tooth on a frozen peanut butter cup… ultimate fat ass move

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samantha@samanth___aaa·23 Nis

@PatrikSandberg @NewYorker Flagrant femmephobia...

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Patrik Sandberg@PatrikSandberg·23 Nis

Calling iced coffee immoral is assertively homophobic. @NewYorker

Kat Rosenfield@katrosenfield

The Hasan Piker portion of this interview is understandably getting a lot of attention but can we also talk about how Jia Tolentino thinks that coffee go-cups are the ultimate moral evil but domestic terrorism should be allowed

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samantha@samanth___aaa·22 Nis

@honkeyhotay Gossip, gossip…

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Flaccid Reflux@honkeyhotay·22 Nis

@samanth___aaa Hurry up with my damn croissants!

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samantha@samanth___aaa·22 Nis

Listening to Kanye’s oeuvre through the lens of him being a sassy gay guy.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·21 Nis

I wish you could still move to Marfa as a yuppy-creative after getting sick of the big city and open a cafe/art space/ceramics gallery/clothing store and, like, attend anti-gentrification dj nights at Chianti Foundation.

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samantha@samanth___aaa·21 Nis

crushless not toothless

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samantha@samanth___aaa·20 Nis

@anna_300000 Legit 😿 “anything for you, princess.”

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anna@anna_300000·20 Nis

@samanth___aaa Love him he’s the best ever 😊

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samantha@samanth___aaa·20 Nis

My boyfriend was so helpful during the flood in my apartment ☺️

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samantha@samanth___aaa·20 Nis

I keep accidentally calling Lena Dunham’s memoir “Sleepypants”

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samantha@samanth___aaa·18 Nis

Scary stuff is happening in my life today but I’m being chill about it.

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