Sam.🦋

I had fun celebrating Metro’s 50th Anniversary at yesterday morning’s kickoff and shopping for goodies at the Cherry Blossom pop-up shop. 🩷 @wmata #wmata

Please don’t take it personally when people who talk to people for a living don’t want to talk when they get off of work. Please

I got us outside today, but it’s too many people for my liking. I can’t wait to go back in the crib.

Penn Line is ghetto on the weekend.

the reaction to this shoot + the natural hair discourse from last week.... y'all get really uncomfortable when black people don't hate their hair and that should be unpacked

Check on your people.

why do people not believe dogs can understand words?

🎬 Sinners (2025)

Zohran Mamdani attended Cardi B’s ‘Little Miss Drama’ tour.

These niggas don’t read. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Peer pressure is making some of you get pets. Now look at you in this economy both you and your pet haven't eaten since morning.

@187Merciless I’m calling you this weekend. I’m sorry for neglecting you.

@samljensen Thanks for making me feel special. 😉

I hate people who mistake my kindness for flirting.

@187Merciless You get special treatment.

@samljensen You were kind to me one time and I flirted back and you didn’t get mad. 😉👍🏿

You can tell who’s really chosen. They go through hell and come back laughing.

Yellowstone is on my timeline and the man next to me on the Red Line looks like Jamie Dutton. What does this mean?

We'd all be better off if people were more comfortable admitting that they're stupid.

Imagine winning this hard. Impossible

Beth did not play about Rip.

People are online arguing that it’s impossible to read a single book in a year. We’re so unbelievably finished.