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my chud son <3

Subway sandwiches has a nasty porn vibe

You have such a way with worms

@YumiMain this thread is mind boggling

Send me your favorite or weird high/munchie meals or snacks for a video I’m doing 😛🙏 🚬 ⛽️ 🍃 PICTURES APPRECIATED THANK YOU

HOLY FUCK WILL SMITH JUST SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK ???????????

@rhiansaturns hisexual

bro said he bisexual i said im hellosexual #pun

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

@sarahsweetiie yesssss thank you :3

@saucysphinx Appeal accepted. Your card will be mailed to you within 30 days!

turned 23 today and my knees started hurting. surpassed unc and went straight to grandma

@sarahsweetiie i am appealing this denial and resubmitting my application on the grounds that my activity of choice today was to go yarn shopping at the knitting store. and then i knitted the rest of the day

@saucysphinx Happy birthday you’ve been denied entrance to the grandma club as you have a 2000’s birthday

@TubboTWO worlds biggest mess incoming

I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

knitted a new shrug today 🧶

KRISTI NOEM FIRED YAHOOOO

@bearbubb and for the clout one the necessary viewcount rises by 5 each day

fun smp ideas for you all that won’t cause any controversial discourse or anything: clout smp - has to be live streamed, if you dip below a certain viewership you get kicked from the smp cancelled smp - the only qualification is you must have at least one twitlonger written about you batman smp - this ones just kinda epic imagine some people are batman and some are joker and they go around doing gotham stuff idk

I have a new favorite gif

it the first of tge montfh

@snakesandrews HOLY SHIT

hrtwl2

@ItsKyleEff @JoeyValence @heybrae sweeeet :)

My friends Joey and Brae just dropped their deluxe for HYPERYOUTH, and if you listen very carefully, you’ll hear my voice on “friends”! We had such a fun time recording, just laughing and being friends :)