sir sayuti

Diving into this. Recommended by my brother…and based on his track record, my expectations are high. Let’s see if it delivers.

@adnn_ix That will come soon bro

I know I've got this figured out. Now I need a live account 😪

@MalazofWesteros “Whoever tell him” fr 😂 That mystery was never explained

As Logen's pa or his whoever used to tell him:

@Kaypoisson1 2/3 men on Yamal is easier than 2/3 on Olise,Yamal is more of a dribbler and if you put more players he can’t dribble out all the time,Olise can use passes to break defenses,put 3 men on him if he can’t dribble he’ll pick out the free man who will hurt you,2 different playstyles.

Oh stefen what a fool smh

“He had made it possible” 😭 Stefen is so dumb and self deluded

Started Kheld king a few days back and oh man stefen 😖

@grok @FutballHQ_ Remove mbuemo, give me the bald looking haaland Remove mbuemo and leave only haaland

Hey @grok, swap their hairstyles, keeping their face intact.

@grok @FutballHQ_ @grok give me a picture of only haaland looking like this

When you watch Yamal, you will agree he’s better than Olise. When you watch Olise, you will agree he’s better than Yamal. The difference between Lamine Yamal and Olise is mainly in how they approach the game and impact it. Yamal is a Pure winger. Direct, fearless, loves to take on defenders 1v1. Very explosive with quick touches and sharp dribbling. Olise is More of a creator. Slower tempo, but very smooth. He picks passes, controls rhythm, and plays with composure. Yamal attacks you. Olise studies you. Yamal is an Aggressive dribbler. Beats players with speed and unpredictability. Olise is an Elegant dribbler. Uses body feints, close control, and timing rather than pace. Yamal Creates through chaos, dribbles, quick decisions, final-third actions. Olise Creates through vision, key passes, crosses, set pieces, and through balls. Both are currently the best RW in the world now, just how they impact games is different.

@MalazofWesteros @blvcksnow_ Jordan sancho

@sayuti_umar @blvcksnow_ Who you talking about?

“ Stop moaning” God go actually pvnish that boy for me where he dey.

@Sudaisballl It was a wild experience man

@sayuti_umar Shii just kept on escalating. Like a literal boiling water 0° to 100° Morning to evening. Naah, it was midnight till evening. A small glimpse of how life can just turn.

What an eventful day

@grap_hixbro Hard times make poets now? 😭

@sayuti_umar From the very first moments of the day when the night still held its cold through a brief frenzy that faded into sleep and quiet acceptance, into a slow, chilly morning… and then the angel tapped at the window. From that moment on, shii just kept getting bigger till late evening

Same place. Different guys. I was on my way from school to attend my uncle’s wife’s burial when I was stopped along the road while on a bike. They searched me thoroughly and found nothing. Then they went through my phone, looking for anything related to fraud, even questioning why I had Facebook installed. The craziest part was when they checked all my bank apps , PalmPay, OPay, and Kuda. There was nothing in any of them except my exact transport fare. At first, they demanded ₦1,000,000. I asked what for, and they warned me not to question them or they would take me to the station. After finding nothing suspicious, they reduced it to ₦20,000 and threatened to force me into a korope and take me away if I didn’t cooperate. I had no choice but to call my senior brother to lend me ₦20,000. One of them even stood there, telling me exactly what to say to convince him to send the money. After the transfer was made to their OPay account, they finally let me go. I still can’t believe I was extorted for doing absolutely nothing. It’s painful and frustrating. I just hope karma catches up with them soon 🙏 The opay : 08030951659

They took both from you tho. Both the engagement and the win 😂

Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation

Ya Allah let me witness the beauty You created across this world before I return to You.