Sejal

this is gayer than having sex with a man

I’ll speak my truth. Don’t Worry Darling is the Barbie movie if people died.

Girl who are you talking to? You do it

of course i’m gonna put all my eggs in one basket??? what’s the alternative, carrying like 12 different baskets for each egg? that’s impractical, i would look like a fool

Bud light is good as long as it’s cold. Doesn’t matter if it’s gay, they are wrong about that. It’s really about temperature with bud light.

obsessed with working in a coworking space. i just walked past a meeting room where 5 guys were standing around a white board that just had the word “money” written on it. like BUSINESS is happening here. these are DISRUPTERS

amen brother

men will never know what it feels like to get ready together and borrow ur friend’s top and be late and take selfies in the uber and gossip in the toilet like sucks to be them

3 innocent college students were just executed, 5 more are fighting for their lives in critical condition, and an entire community is in shambles. Let’s throw it to @nytmay for an update on Larry Nassar.

Every building mentioned I’ve either lived in, my friends lived in, I had classes in, worked in, walked by countless times. Just awful hearing them in this context. I hope they end this soon.

If i saw a guy cry during the national anthem i would cheat on him

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease twitter.com/funniestvidslo…

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Now this one is gonna cause fights

Who makes the technical dish that Paul and Prue eat at the beginning of the round? #GBBS