Jeffrey Toobin Bell

“I beat you, you old bitch!” Drag Me to Hell

@TwinkTheory White is in a much higher stratosphere than Dunham.

The male Lena Dunham is Mike white. Everything from Orange County to White Lotus is completely zeitgeist capturing. Enlightened is criminally underrated and potentially one of the best tv shows ever made.

I saw Bleeding Through at this church lol

@davo_arid @OldRituals @astromarko Haha ty. Unauthorized Bash Bros is my fave. HAIM does the song with Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig and all the girls dance to! Boys shake those dirty butts.

@schrutedit @OldRituals @astromarko AMAZING capper!!! I’ve seen that twice, didn’t know she was in it!

@OldRituals @astromarko @schrutedit probably the maddest I’ve ever been, I kept knowing a million good films for these actors that just didn’t quite fit the “words in title” limits. & an absurd Capstone (she can’t have been in more than 5 films) Also, 29% for *that* BC is INSANE

Edwige Fenech 💕 I TUO VIZIO È UNA STANZA CHIUSA E SOLO IO NE HO LA CHIAVE (Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key, 1972) dir: Sergio Martino

@Variety This dumb bitch.

Charlize Theron says "in 10 years," AI will be able to do Timothée Chalamet’s job as an actor, but it will never be able to replace live performance like ballet: “Oh, boy, I hope I run into him one day. That was a very reckless comment on an art form, two art forms, that we need to lift up constantly because, yes, they do have a hard time. But in 10 years, AI is going to be able to do Timothée’s job, but it will not be able to replace a person on a stage dancing live.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

gone way way way too soon

Can’t say I’m surprised to see you running towards the sun.

A very late 5x5 Friday but I’m committed! This week sucked the Clippers lost in the play in game due to 40 y/o Al Horford cest la vie

@nostalgiafkninc I’m glad the culture is still strong in Southern California though.

This is such a weird exchange. The late singer of Sublime, Bradley Nowell’s son, is now in his 20’s and sings with the band. He recognized some streamer out on the streets. I feel like a fossil. The world you were born in no longer exists.

@ItsAlexTheVI I can’t take this retardation. Go look at the Sixers team he beat with a healthy, prime Embiid. Then he completely dominated Giannis. He put up MJ numbers with Shaq level efficiency. And why are you conveniently disregarding Kawhi’s tenure with the Spurs?!

And no one even talks about how he joined the 59-win Raptors (1st seed, 2nd in ORtg & 5th in DRtg) conveniently on the same year the only Raptors road bump (LeBron) left the conference. Dude gets all the passes for ONE playoff run in which he had to go to 6 gms vs a depleted GSW

We could revive youth literacy in this country by returning to the ancient texts.

I love this Judy Hopps #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched sm! 🐰

@Spotify Peptides Gooner

what song could play 1000 times and you’d never get sick of it ⬇️

Really dislike the most popular brand of sketch comedy being “it’s cringe when people express any genuine sentiment, because someone else before may have experienced the same thing.” Might be more socially toxic than Woke ever was. The premise is that enjoying things for their own sake is shameful because it might define you as a Type of Guy, so in order to have any genuine emotion you have to couch it in irony to avoid the vulnerability of existing in a continuous sense. Instead of liking a song and thus worrying about how that reflects on you, you inhabit a character that’s The Type of Guy Who Likes That Song for a few minutes. It’s not you, it’s someone else. You’ve never experienced an emotion, except for irreverence and computer-mediated reflexive derision for those who do. We should throw rotting fruit at “sketch comedians” (who do nothing but iterate out the last few cracks of real human experience) in the streets, as the Romans once did to actors and other undesirables

I miss when I was 9 years old and a glass of Martinelli's sparkling cider made me feel like I owned a high rise in Manhattan

@astromarko @davo_arid @OldRituals Indeed! Pure cinema!

@schrutedit @davo_arid @OldRituals That’s where PSH sharts!

@schrutedit @OldRituals @astromarko ok I’m not repeating today! 2% Pyramid, 6% Grid, mostly familiar actors (though the Penultimate Pyramid might be new) but with tricky limitations, including a 78.6% answer! Every Keanu movie I picked had a K—it was a real KKK row for me.

@astromarko @davo_arid @OldRituals Along Came Polly!

@davo_arid @schrutedit @OldRituals Hamburg filmography is bleak (i *guess* I LOVE YOU, MAN is his best work???):

@astromarko @davo_arid @OldRituals lol what is the kill hole

@davo_arid @schrutedit @OldRituals Did horrible with the lady actors but fucked yall up with my capper!: