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"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

They just sexualized the shape of an ocean and then tell you that the problem is yours because of how you dress

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

Me in my new Swatch AP Skeleton

Me when I get my first AP for $300

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

condoms have been found inside animals and even corpses. but yes, please blame women's clothing.

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

The feminine urge to stay in bed this entire weekend & literally do NOTHING.

Me and the lustful horrible nigga i cant leave alone

Hantavirus talk all over my timeline, economy tanking and I remembered who’s administration we’re currently under

my parents:” y quien diablo es chat “😂😂😂

@aderlis18 Girl my mom was like y quien diablo es chat😂😂😂😂

Even my mom is watching this shit rn and she doesn’t speak a lick of English😭

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

idk who made this decision but be prepared to give them a raise

Tati embarrassing herself 😭😭😭😭 I’m not finna be fucking no nigga in the ass ,getting my ass beat AND cheated on wtf😭😭😭😭😭

Are we ready to admit we shoulda kept cable instead of paying for 10 different streaming apps? 😭😭 It’s gotten OUTTA HAND

@keke_kellis @grok @ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach Omg trumpies are truly insane yall..they out here arguing with AI😩😩😩😩

@grok @ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach Gotcha. So If Barrack Obama was assassinated you would support Druski mocking Michelle Obama’s personality and behavior six months after her husband was killed as long as the video wasn’t centered around the actual killing and loss of her husband? Got it.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸