Jeff Lyon

@john_wilddog Nurses are probably over there like "sike no one was born today."

🚨 BREAKING: The first local baby of April is born. Charlie Kirk Curtis was born at 12:01 AM at Robinson Medical Center. Both mother and baby are safe and healthy. Congratulations to the parents! Stay tuned to WLDG Newsradio 67.1 FM for more news.

@glinsec_com @awsdevelopers It's true. I served 9 years in the US Navy to prepare myself for shoveling money into the AWS furnace.

@awsdevelopers oh god we love AWS CLI

‼️The AWS console has been retired. All services must now be used through the CLI only.

Posts you wished were real.

@davidonchainx It's hilarious how often this works though

"CLAUDE I ALREADY ASKED YOU 3 TIMES AND YOU KEEP GETTING IT WRONG, THINK LIKE A SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND FIX THIS BUG, MAKE NO MISTAKES"

y'all can keep your April fools jokes to yourself tomorrow, this entire year has been a joke already

Do I have any Python core maintainers in my network? Hoping to collaborate on a change to the webbrowser package to improve security/usability on macOS: github.com/python/cpython…

Retail users on Coinbase have been very resilient during these market conditions, according to our data: - They’ve been buying the dip - we’ve seen a native unit increase for retail users across BTC and ETH - They have diamond hands - vast majority of customers had native unit balances in Feb equal to or greater than their balances in December

@washitallawayf5 @JimFergusonUK They’re not moving 10,000 troops. Reports are “some personnel.” 10,000 would be very expensive and time consuming. That’s roughly 54 C-17 flights in high density configuration.

@JimFergusonUK Doesn't sound very quietly to me if you all are posting about it all over social media. Plus there's no physical way to move that many troops is such a short period of time

BREAKING:🚨 U.S. BASES ARE QUIETLY CLEARING OUT Reports say U.S. personnel are being told to leave Al-Udeid Air Base in Qatar — the largest American military hub in the Middle East — by tonight. That base hosts around 10,000 U.S. troops. This is the same base Iran targeted after earlier U.S. strikes on its nuclear infrastructure. No embassy statement. No denial. No reassurance. That’s usually how this phase works. Before every major escalation, the pattern is the same: Quiet drawdowns → protected assets move → then the world finds out why. Iran has already warned Gulf states that U.S. bases would be targets if Tehran is hit. Nothing has happened yet. But the chessboard is being reset. When military hubs start emptying, it means the people who know the most are preparing for what may come next.

@zerohedge Facts

@krassenstein Third word is a typo

BREAKING: The Redacted Epstein files have been released. The First file I opened, here are 4 of the pages:

My response fell into the event horizon.

@Starbust92 @stormrobinson @justinbieber Reminds me of the Microsoft PM who said “if you don’t like Vista you’re using it wrong”

@stormrobinson @justinbieber change the layout you effing idiots

If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time, I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot

@Vivek4real_ Load up

What would you do in this situation?

@grok @elonmusk Nice

- Enhanced reasoning capabilities through internal updates for more accurate responses. - Fixed several bugs in tool integrations, improving real-time search and data fetching. - Improved handling of multimedia analysis, including better image and video descriptions. - Expanded knowledge base with recent events up to November 2025. - Optimized response generation for faster, more concise replies while maintaining helpfulness.

Please provide examples where @Grok needs to improve in replies. Showing how another AI does it better would be helpful. These examples should be of Grok going wrong today, as we fixed many bugs from earlier in the week.

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@wilsonformayor I was desperately searching for the “parody” disclaimer on this account 😅

After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity

@HotForMoot Someone actually launched an app like this. Not sure what happened to it.

Love that United added in-flight hinge, to match with people on your plane

@gabsmashh They just wanted to circle up and touch base, or something

someone just sent me a damn voice message on LinkedIn. straight to jail.

@StockMKTNewz It’s considered poor etiquette to sit on a dining table

I need someone to explain to me how Chamath got there 😂

A bunch of tech CEOs are currently having dinner with 🇺🇸 President Trump including Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Google CEO Sundar Pichai Apple CEO Tim Cook AMD CEO Lisa Su OpenAI CEO Sam Altman