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@layxsnv $75 but I used DoorDash and reported that I didn’t get it so it’s basically free😛

@yoxics All I can notice is the blush

Yonna surprised the entire audience by singing the National Anthem flawlessly ahead of JasonTheWeen's boxing event 🔥

NEVERRR underestimate the power of a highly SENSITIVE person. They can basically sense insecurity and envy in people, and once they fully detach, instead of sugar, spice, and everything nice, they become salty, defiant, and extremely noncompliant.

@shawtyastrology Aha 5h cancer sun 11h Capricorn moon 😀

when you have capricorn & cancer placements in your big 3/birth chart, this is u:

@delillostan Whipping the cord

I wish that men had a term for masturbating that was as playful and whimsical as “flicking the bean”

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

@ymvym8 If ur an npc this is true but certain people know they evoke strong reactions from people for no reason

the funniest thing about social anxiety is that nobody is thinking about you that much

@lillybilly299 I was ugly in middle school let me live

I get the impression that men feel the same way about women being funny as women do about men having a skincare routine

I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

Everything I go through, I get through, I grow through.

Went to family reunion and played volleyball with my eight year old cousin

It’s ok if u come off as insane sometimes, that’s the price of remaining true to yourself, whatever that means for you

God is so so so so so so so so so good

Grown women are impressed by generosity … not the money. It’s the act of being serviced, generous, cared for that we love.

ex bestie reached out & we’ve been talking on the phone for 10 hours… and I mean absolutely NO breaks oh my God

Just raw doggin it, no BBL, no titties, no veneers, nothing

“People will tolerate your eccentricities if they’re horny enough” will immediately clarify the phenomenon of the neurodivergent hottie whose default setting is flirtatious

Dolph “Get Paid” is a very spiritual song.

@PopBase The stilettos she’s so cunt

Ariana Grande performs ‘the boy is mine’ with a whip on the eternal sunshine tour. (🎥: JPASC24)

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break