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"Brooks thanked the Panthers, acknowledged the pride they have in their jersey and encouraged them to “keep your heads up and look after each other”." A lovely gesture from the Tigers halfback, addressing the Panthers in their time of great adversity 🙏 #nrl #NRLTigersPanthers

Matt Berry (52 today) gave the greatest James Bond audition of all time. Just give him the goddamn role already.

After six months and nearly 1,000 cases, the South Carolina measles outbreak is officially over. How'd they do it? "Measles vaccinations were the most effective single containment tool." abcnews.com/Health/after-1…

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So much for that American exceptionalism, but you just keep on voting against your own interests MAGA.

78% of abortions occur before 9 weeks 92% of abortions occur before 13 weeks 6% of abortions occur between 14–20 weeks 100% are none of your fucking business

Jennifer Welch to Erika Kirk: “You are the racist fascist about whom I am talking to. The work your husband’s company and that you are doing to America’s youth to make them racist, narrow-minded, hateful and batshit crazy is an absolute disgrace”

This is him confessing that this was the entire point of the shooting.

Wait, I thought he couldn’t do any public events if they weren’t in… THE BALLROOM???

How dare @adammocklerr point his finger in @ScottJenningsKY face! Oh wait this is Scott Jennings pointing his finger in @MichaelEDyson’s face. My bad. 😐

One Nation runs third in the Nepean by-election, which didn't even include Labor. The bogan takeover of Victoria has faltered.

"Can't wait to start my new job at JP Morgan" The job:

For the Canterbury Bulldogs, there is no way anyone can spin this any other way. They have only won 5 of their last 16 games. And if u look at when the Dogs started to lose... it coincided with the Sexton & Mahoney spine tinkering & their replacements.

I can't figure out if vaccines work or not. Tough one. Need Sherlock Holmes on this one.

The text in the Instagram post linked below is sad. But I encourage you to read it. And, should you find space in your heart and home, consider adopting an animal for your local animal shelter, whether that be a dog, cat, bird, lizard, or something else.

Scott gets very hot and bothered by a smart man that’s younger than him. It is hilarious how entitled and superior he acts when you bring up real cogent points. Or makes slights about your masculinity like a man who is worried about his own. But like all MAGA’s they demand agreement  without earning it and resort to violence when they are being bested on ideas. Good job staying on point and composed. As Trump melts down so do his enablers. One day he will pretend he was always against this. Like all the neocon hacks of Iraq. And all the boosters for the genocide against the Palestinian people. And the Epstein Class. They only follow power and have no real moral center.

CANADA: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. AMERICA: oh yeah? Our guy passed THREE dementia tests. (Allegedly)

When Zohran clocks out at 5pm, Curtis just starts his shift as night Mayor.

Happy International Workers’ Day!

I'm old enough to remember me getting shadow-banned from CNN for a while after calling Jennings a liar and asking on live air why CNN was paying Jennings to lie to its viewers …