seth collins

@ktchamberlin Maybe our OC should try calling plays to match our QB

@cnrbth Maybe that a sign honey

Americans will do anything not to use the metric system

I am now on a first name basis with three different employees at my local Lowe's. Can't tell if this is a flex or a cry for a help

@BleacherNation The level of salt imminating from all of your Braves tweets is tacky — and a bit surprising for you of all people.

The montage!!!

Nothing is more humbling than a drywall project

They took the absolute worst aspects of Twitter (and Instagram) but made it easy to sign up and start using….and it’s going off like gang busters. It’s infuriating and sadly, not surprising

Threads is truly driving home the point that social media platform success only comes down to the lowest barrier to entry possible

@BleacherNation If they don’t, can you send out blue sky invites?

Offered on Bluesky (bleachernation) to crack an egg on my face if the Cubs sweep the Brewers this week, so I’ll offer it here, too. Feels pretty low risk.

So, are Wes Anderson film budgets just 7/8th camera dollying now?

Apollo </3

@ktchamberlin Mental note: move to Knoxville

@BleacherNation The hate for Madrigal is so apparent

Nico is on a freaking great steak, man.

@DrewMaynard Bunny boy

happy opening day <3

MLB finally cracking down on the serious issues slowing down the game.

@EWebberMoore @cnrbth I’m just amazed that he drinks water in the first place

@cnrbth Coconut water is nasty. Let’s fight about it.

@dozaster @Lacuna2150 He was just a lil guy, just doin his thing

To be young in Chicago lurking at the @Lacuna2150. What a fun time to be in love.

@DougRobersonAJC Feel like you don’t listen to Chip call Braves games often. It’s just the same 10-15 points over and over

We've switched from "in the National Football League" to "imposing their will"