There's mathematics-/
and there's dumb as a doorknob-/
President Doorknob-/
#haiku #math #mathematics #reignoferror #percentage @GOP
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Shad from DC
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Shad from DC
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This haiku stinks. Began 1/28/09: lyrical, Japanese, 3 line poems of 5, 7 & 5 syllables, respectively. Box w/ 17- syllables, cleft in 3 lines- of my own making.
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Preferred moniker-/
is “Joe Kickass”, but we’ll let-/
Miriam decide…./
#haiku #bart #joekickass #thankyou #merci #gracias #danke #spaceeba
Chris_Davenport@Chris_Davenport
@shadfromdc Congratulations!
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It was the dumbest-/
of times; it was also the-/
stupidest of times. /
#haiku #reignoferror
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
RFK Jr: “President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction." We’re living in the dumbest timeline
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Doesn’t understand-/
the word: “obliterated” /
and he is: LYING/
#haiku @CNN #reignoferror
yahoo.com/news/articles/…
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Perfect submission-/
For the next Nobel Peace Prize…./
The Reign of Error-/
#haiku #reignoferror
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski
Trump’s amazing peace deal is going well. A peace deal the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Best peace deal ever. Nobody thought it was possible.
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Civilian targets-/
Thinks like a war criminal-/
The Reign of Error-/
#haiku #reignoferror #IranWar
yahoo.com/news/us/articl…
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“DENIAL” is not-/
just a river in Egypt. /
The Reign of Error- /
#haiku @GOP #reignoferror @foxnewspolitics @foxnewspoll @foxnews
yahoo.com/news/articles/…
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Infections and pus-/
A brand new dimension to: /
It’s Feel Good Friday! /
#haiku @7BOOMERESIASON @dailyLaffyPost @CBSSports
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Good, good and stinko: /
Consecutive golf rounds or-/
Moe, Larry and Shemp..../
#haiku @ThisShowStinks
#curly #trio
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Gasoline costs more-/
Trump's the reason and the cause-/
They're lying again. /
#haiku #reignoferror #trumpflation
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And to you as well -/
Saw it in the theater-/
Wonderful surprise! /
#haiku
Wife and I saw it b/c another movie was sold out and had zero expectations...so pleasantly blown away.
Sue Schwab@redhead1558
La Cheeserie my good sir.
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La Cheeserie my good sir.
Shad from DC@shadfromdc
I second both of-/ those emotions, magical-/ and lovely is good! / #haiku
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Nobody can be-/
that stupid; but of course it’s-/
The Reign of Error. /
#haiku #reignoferror
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets
HOW EMBARASSING! Leave it to Pete Hegseth to quote a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon. 🤣🤣
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I second both of-/
those emotions, magical-/
and lovely is good! /
#haiku
Sue Schwab@redhead1558
A lovely soundtrack to a truly magical movie.
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Which is more shocking? /
Tottenham- Championship /
or Leicester- League One…./
#haiku #efl @ChrisCillizza #relegationsituation
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A fine line between: /
They hated each other and-/
They were best buddies./
#haiku #reignoferror @GOP
BlueDream@58bugeye
JD Vance said Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein hated each other! Does it look like these two guys hated each other?
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May depend how "top" /
is defined or he's lying. /
I'd bet the latter. /
#haiku #reignoferror
Brad@BraddrofliT
Trump bragged he graduated top of his class at Wharton… There were 366 students. He finished… wait for it… 364th. 😂
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Better golfer won-/
The better story didn’t-/
Ink-stained wretch laments./
#haiku @ThisShowStinks
#masters
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