Riley Sharko

Someone just spat on my windshield. How's your Wednesday morning?

When you open up a text and see typing bubbles... vine.co/v/iBlaKB37A3b

Just watched a couple surprise their 5 yr old with a trip to Disneyland. #tearjerker #takemewithyou #illbeyourdoug

When your MasterCard gets more exercise than you do #Vegasprep

Get to watch canada play next weekend!! #WWC2015 #lightitup

There's not a big difference in your appearance from doing a full day's worth of studying and doing crack

I wish wine delivered

(610): I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.

do u ever think about the really nice drunk girls you've meet in bathrooms & wonder how they're doing? miss u all

(613): Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.

@jillianaucoin It's not a favor if you fuck it up

I miss my Buns

Hello Van 🌆

When he whispers in your ear...

(718): This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out