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Really annoyed @LondonEnd2 I paid for next day delivery on Monday which only arrived today only for you to have sent the wrong colour. Emailed with no response, terrible service!!!

@jacksayer8 This has gone mental 😂😂

All these birds saying “stephen bear makes me feel sick” If he spoke to you on a night out you’d be back at his gaff licking his arsehole 🤷🏼‍♂️

@x_amylouisee Congratulations x

So.. we were busy during this world pandemic😂😂! A new Gooner due in April 2021💛💛

Considering beauty teams are no longer existent, I really want to know if @susannareid100 follows a makeup tutorial each morning...looks on point 🙋‍♀️ x #goodmorningbritain

@JadeR_16 😍😍😍

Well ain’t she cute x

@_Frances Oh frank! So sorry to hear this! Xx

Losing ur pets is proper shit Me rn 💔💔💔

@_Frances @GlastoPostcards And me! She sends them to me 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

@GlastoPostcards My nephew was born when I was at Glastonbury ‘13, I sent him one then and have done every year since for his birthday! It’s a must.

Oh god. Help me. Just paid for my glasto pitch fees. I feel sick. Remind me again that you send and will send postcards again this year! PLEASE. #shitfuckballsthisisscary

Anyone else had a train driver think they are a plane pilot “it’s a sunny afternoon as we come into in London Victoria, it’s a lovely 11 degrees, we thanks you for ...” look Trevor calm down you drive a Southeastern train! #trains #london #Southeastern #rail #railway

@boohoo @_Frances

What I actually mean when I ask my friends to take a 'quick photo' of me 💁😭

We have officially hit the time of year when every morning train is late and every evening train is late! @Se_Railway #HappyChristmas

Can I please ask everyone to share & sign the petition. Myself and @LouHaigh are asking for a change in law to ensure rapists can’t access children conceived through rape and abuse. Thanks so much to everyone for the support. 💗 change.org/p/david-gauke-…

Turns out that @sheathfield has the nicest tasting tongue going

I do love Anne and I love that she is loved, but can someone tell her to wash her tits please? #imaceleb2018

@_Frances Love you xxxx

Facebook reminder that something fairly life changing happened five years ago and I’m stilll waiting on dat compensation, mad. Getting glassed is quite an ~ordeal~ but I’ve made it through to the other side.

If you ever find yourself dialling 999 and you can’t speak press 55 and they can track where you are from dialling location - new technology. Pass it on, it may save a life 👊🏼🚨🚑🚔🏨

Another gorgeous customer!! Perfect for day to evening look. DM for details #makeup #daytoevening 👄💋💄👀

A star is born is one of the best films I have seen for such a long time. So much so I lent @ladygaga one of my suits

In just over 2 years Harry and Meghan have met, fallen in love, moved her entire life to London, had a royal wedding, and got pregnant. I still haven't rehung the towel rail that fell off the wall in 2014.