bug alien

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@shnorbled

mid-20s lesbian pervert 🔞 | she/it | we get a little doggy with it | i like robot girls and bodysuits and bugs and playing gay visual novels

vaguely vancouver เข้าร่วม Ocak 2024

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bug alien@shnorbled·1d

I retweet weird porn sometimes be warned

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Laika 🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ@laikayips·18h

shuttles look so naked without their eyeliner

National Air and Space Museum@airandspace

On this day in 1979, Space Shuttle Enterprise was rolled out from the Vehicle Assembly Building to Launch Complex 39 at @NASAKennedy. Although it did not launch from the pad, Enterprise was used to conduct fit checks and launch pad procedures.

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i kinda spent the whole day reading abt how the ISS was put together

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kitty@catssmillionare·3h

girls night in the hail mary!

kitty@catssmillionare

i have to make everything strange and gay sorry

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🚀conspiracy_slayer🌕@conspiracyslyr·8h

Through a Dirty Window Taken by the Artemis II crew with a Nikon D5 on 2026-04-06 at 22:26:57 UTC.

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

@butchofbelial 25 and still dont really know how ur supposed to smile with teeth ngl. i always just smile like im sort of laughing at something slightly funny

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V 🪽@butchofbelial·7h

i had to teach myself how to smile in a way that looks/feels natural is that normal or just another sign of autism that nobody in my life picked up on

Stupid Twink@ThisStupidTwink

self taught

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

its so funny this was their design for Boots That Let You Survive Any Fall what exactly r they doing

🔆RatQueen@Mariethemouse

Ohhhhh

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🔆RatQueen@Mariethemouse·12h

Ohhhhh

maddy catgirlprostate@catgirlprostate

Don't know what's crazier, that this is a product that exists for blatantly horny reasons, or the fact I got this screenshot from /r/northernlion

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

@realized_entity thats rly cute

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🏳️‍⚧️נאָמען אָן✡️@realized_entity·4h

@shnorbled No they get laugh and poke fun at how big and silly my dick is

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bug alien@shnorbled·1d

do only people with small dicks get the "make fun of my penis" fetish or are there hung people like "fuuuck I wish my dick was smaller so people would laugh at it more"

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

@shadoweave1 this and smelling ur own armpits to make sure u don't got the Man Stink

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geo@shadoweave1·11h

I don’t get my blood tested for my hormone levels. I just jerk off and see how long it takes and adjust my dose from there

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

@_petalite apparently if u know someone who works for microsoft they can get u it 50% off that's the best I got

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celia@_petalite·9h

does anyone have an unpatched money glitch i need to buy a steam controller and forza horizon 6 this month but i dont have enough dont say job thats literally the dev intended route its not a glitch

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

u ever eat a bunch of onions and then your skin kind of smells like onions for a whole day after what's up wit dat

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

I think abt this a lot but like for the whole robot. just feeling a sort of fuzzy staticy feeling when you get close

Cianuro@CianuroArts

touching a robot girl's blushing cheeks and it feels like the static coming off an old CRT

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

tired ass gay ass fluffy ass dog

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bug alien@shnorbled·3h

why the hottest pictures I take of myself always when I'm sitting on the toilet

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bug alien@shnorbled·4h

started making cold brew it turns out this is what i was missing. i only drank instant coffee forever cuz i hated how acidic and weird regular coffee made my mouth feel afterwards

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