True fool

Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar questions Jacob Elordi’s acting range: “I think Jacob Elordi is going to be a big star—no doubt about that. But lately I’ve been wondering whether he’s just a sex symbol or a respected actor. […] It’s just that “Wuthering Heights” is very bad. And it’s not Jacob Elordi’s or Margot Robbie’s fault—they do what they can. It’s not even kitsch. What’s happening with Frankenstein adaptations is that they’ve become these filthy creatures, made from pieces of other bodies—it’s always been a horror story. But now they’ve added a kind of sexualised imagery to it; they’ve made the monster attractive. He has to speak in that deep, low voice, and that’s much easier than using a more expressive range. So, in that sense, “Frankenstein” is very convenient for an actor.” (worldofreel.com/blog/2026/4/16…)

You just had to be there. It was like the second coming of Christ

In every girls life, she needs 1-2 nights per month where she sees no one, jerks off 8 times, and watches tv for 5 hours interrupted

Waiting to get a DUNE: PART III 70mm IMAX ticket until I can use my AMC A-List

“whose pussy is this”—doctor frankenstein sorting spare parts

life goals

We move on to better things Chalamet FC #ForTheChartsNotTheArts #FuckOpera #FuckBallet

Making sure to let Disney know I want more of The Muppet Show

Women putting in parlays and having to shovel their own cars out. We in dark times for real. The book of revelations

my job is ruining my movie watching and movie review writing time!!!!!!

@ClubChalamet your move

Only person in a Christmas shirt at work on Christmas Eve

I forgot to add substance abuse

Give this one a try and lmk what you guys think. Not open to notes, but open to discussion

guy who’s like “idk what to get my gf for christmas” and meanwhile she doesn’t have a dyson airwrap or a le creuset dutch oven

I'd shoot John Lennon again if it meant we got a fucking first down

everything is about sex except thanksgiving. thanksgiving is about power

The tarot cards told me to quit my job

The prettiest girl you know is also the sleepiest and also an Eagles fan.