Sid Celery

This is a holding message to pre-empt being asked the question as to who I would prefer as the next manager. I want Coco the Clown. A respected name on a historical scale who will improve us both technically and tactically ahead of the current manager

Bloke reckons he's hiding obvious crush on female friend really well: link in reply

A really honest and vulnerable moment from the #UCLToday crew to open today's show 🥹❤️

Uncapped 22-year-old Harvey Vale earned his first Ireland call-up following a fine solo display for QPR against Leicester on the weekend, which saw Vale involved in all three of the goals 🔥☘️

TOCFCWS: Extended: Chelsea 0-3 PSG (AGG 2-8) | Video chelseafc.com/en/video/ucl-e… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Rosenior: 'There is a resilience and determination to put things right' chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC Apparently not...

The Danish military sent explosives and blood supplies to Greenland in January as part of contingency planning for a US attack, as tensions with Donald Trump escalated over his push to take control of the Arctic island. ft.trib.al/PPgFBYf

The scales have fallen from my eyes. Trump is useless. Netanyahu is daddy now: link in reply

Six genius ways women will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in an argument: link in reply

Matchday BTS 🎥 | Chelsea vs Brighton | CFCW 2025/26 youtu.be/CU6G4v2XhnQ?si…

TOCFCWS: Training gallery: Working toward Everton! chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Teenage Kicks: Yisa Alao chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Reece and Lauren James Cup round up | Video chelseafc.com/en/video/reece… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Blues lift the Reece and Lauren James Cup! chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

Museum of 1970s sex euphemisms to open in Leeds: link in reply

Roman Abramovich: Govt offers meeting over Chelsea sale £2.35bn despite threatening legal action if it wasn't handed over by March 17. thetimes.com/sport/football…

Father so sad he can't swear in front of toddler any more: link in reply

Chelsea’s ticketing system is broken. Fix it before anything else changes. #ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Lexi Potter on a landmark night at Kingsmeadow chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFCW

Totally unreasonable bastards expecting man to do his job: link in reply

This Indian woman is totally Roasting the living hell out of Kash Patel and it’s amazing! 😂😂😂😂